Mardytoast
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- South Park (1)
- Wednesday (TV 2022) (1)
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Wednesday's never felt like this before. Pain is one of her favourite feelings, second after rage. But these headaches, coughs and sore throat just hurt. She's also never felt like.. this before
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Two losers and a little hick mountain town that won't let Careless Whisper go despite it being literally 2003
It's annoying, Kyle personally thinks. But it's also senior prom and he's drowning in nostalgia for people he doesn't even like, and who don't like him
They should dance to the super insane 'beat drop" before the bridge in Careless Whisper, Stan personally thinks
Two am and they've kicked everyone else out of the school gym with Stan's bad metal, and some people MIGHT say that Stan is a really fucking good dancer...
Recent bookmarks
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The Great Boyfriend Bake Off by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Mar 2023
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Clark knows for a fact that his boyfriend is better than Batman’s. Now, if only he had some way of proving it.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Mardytoast
13 Sep 2026
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"He leans in to hook his arm around Keith’s shoulders in full. It’s right in Keith ear, when he speaks. “I have a crush on someone new, like, every week.”
“No—it's not someone.” Keith brings his head up, and it feels as heavy on his neck as if it were his center of gravity, and he meets Lance’s eyes with his own. Keith doesn’t mean to communicate something through their silence, he just kind of gets caught up in staring at Lance’s face, which tends to happen lately. Sharp features, cheekbones and chin. Impossible eyes and a loud mouth as expressive as his eyebrows. But Lance seems to come to some understanding on his own. He sits back in a rare, rare moment of speechlessness, that mouth of his slightly pursed and twitching in its search for words in what can only be, though Keith doesn’t know much about body language, immense confusion on the brink of realization."
Or: Keith acknowledges his feelings for Lance and promptly goes through the five stages of grief.
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Mardytoast
29 Aug 2026
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this consumed my life for one whole day
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Lance could, maybe, forgive Keith for kissing him under the influence of weird space gas. What he can’t forgive is Keith forgetting about it afterwards.
Bookmarked by Mardytoast
27 Aug 2026
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how do you do, fellow allos? *skateboards away* by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
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Clark didn’t mean to find out Batman’s secret identity—but he couldn’t help but recognize that Batman’s torso looks exactly like Bruce Wayne’s.
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- Part 20 of alfie's superbat oneshots
Bookmarked by Mardytoast
24 Aug 2026