Marmala



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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    31 Aug 2026

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    "I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."

    Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."

    "He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."

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    A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression

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    Stiles stares at the ceiling, completely flabbergasted. Derek Hale wants him. For real. This isn’t another Lydia situation, where he needs to pine and slowly try to work his way in from the edges of someone’s life.

    Derek likes him already. Derek is nice to him. Derek answers his questions and his texts and buys him magical things.

    He presses a hand against the spot Derek bit and shivers. That action had felt kind of wolfy, like Derek forgot to pretend to be a human man. Maybe that’s it, then, for Derek. Stiles is someone he doesn’t have to pretend to be human with. Maybe after summer ends, after Boyd and Erica are safely corralled in Beacon Hills, Derek will go back to fucking women like Tina or whatever that chick’s name was.

    Stiles isn’t complaining. He’ll take what he can get.

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    In which Derek is a magical werewolf boy and Stiles becomes his emissary.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    "This was a mistake," Derek declares. "Here," he tosses the car keys to Stiles, "go home. I'll take the acorn and plant it."

    "Deaton said it had to be us!" Stiles protests. "That's why I'm here, because -"

    Derek rolls his eyes. "Deaton told you that so you'd come, because he doesn't trust me." He pushes past Stiles. Once he has the stupid acorn and his phone, he'll just run to the coordinates and be done with it. Maybe after that he'll just keep running.

    "Wait, just - let me explain."

    "I'd rather you didn't."

    "I can't drive stick!" Stiles lies. "If you leave me here then I'll be stranded and I'll starve to death."

    Derek gives him an incredulous look. "Your Jeep is a manual."

    "Just..." Stiles reaches out for him, fingers hooking around his belt loops. "Stay? Please." Stiles' eyes are big, shining. "I'll be quiet and pick up the gummy bears."

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    In which Derek and Stiles need to go on a roadtrip to plant an acorn.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    After weeks of house hunting, Stiles is convinced that he and Derek have finally found their perfect home. Nestled deep in the woods outside of Beacon Hills, it has plenty of room to grow a family, the perfect spot for an oversized Christmas tree, and a 70s vibe that seems to speak to his soul. But when Derek's increasingly bizarre behaviour takes a turn for the worse, Stiles learns that, what he thought was his dream home, may actually be a nightmare he can't escape.

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    23 Jun 2026