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The Toons in the Desert by Maust
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
02 Oct 2026
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Petunia Pig, hanging her purse in the entrance, says, “You know, I heard the wildest thing today.”
Porky Pig, from where he’s getting appetizers for their guests, says, “W-what was it?”
Petunia says, “You know that massive dead territory out in Albuquerque? Well, apparently there are two toons who own it.”
Based on a Tumblr post someone told me about that said something to the effect of,
"There are layers of lore to the two toons out in the desert outside Albuquerque.
Layer 1: They're there.
Layer 2: Those freaks have been chasing each other for over seventy years.
Layer 3: Bugs Bunny last saw them. He doesn't like to talk about it."Sorry, no idea whose post it was, but I loved the idea.
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The coyote has (finally finally finally) laid an egg.
The road runner is ecstatic.
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To my knowledge, there is no community of road runners in the Looney Tunes universe.
But if there were, I imagine there would be Jane Austen-esque socialites irritated that he's the fastest eligible bachelor, holding by far the largest territory in the desert, and he hasn't mated with anyone.
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The road runner does not know how to wait. It is not in its nature. The road runner runs. It is a creature of action. Of movement. There is road, so it runs. Runs forward and back across the desert, paints itself against the desert sky. It enjoys the desert. It enjoys running. It enjoys eating bird seed. It enjoys the roads it calls its home.
It does not enjoy being still.
But the road runner has to wait, because something very important is going to happen.
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Paige doesn't have a lot of memories of Uncle Kevin.
But she is pretty confident about one thing - Uncle Kevin is a good person. She has evidence.
Or: How Paige decided to come work for Avery, Jones & Maltese.
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They hand him a phone, and he knows to press play on the video without fully knowing how he knows.
“...a bad dude I made a deal with in order to take down an even worse guy,” the Dean on the small screen explains. “If he gets out, it’ll be bad news, but Cas can seal him, at least for a little longer than I can on my own.” The recorded Dean rolls his eyes. “And, yeah, my solution was kinda stupid, so we’re trying this first.”
“We’re not using your idea,” a recorded Castiel says from off-screen.
“I said we’re trying this first,” the filmed Dean insists.
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24 Sep 2026
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They're doing that thing again, where Cas is staring at Dean with the intensity of a dog trying to remind his owner that it's past dinner time. Dean's staring right back like the first one to blink is buying the next round. Sam's aware there's a conversation going on that he isn't privy to — and he's used to it, by this point — but it's still rude.
"So, as I was saying," Sam tries to interrupt the resounding silence, "if we can just figure out a — "
"Sure," Dean says, and Sam stutters to a halt, because sure what? "I mean, yeah. Yes. Dude, you don't even have to ask."
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whatbaby
[checks post history] uh… is this the m30s friend that everyone thought was your boyfriend?LiketheGun79
Yes but that's not relevantDean's on Reddit.
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Cas exhaled. "When an angel's wings are injured," he said to his feet, "the healing process can be augmented by… grooming, I suppose, would be the most accurate word. Removal of the maimed feathers to allow growth of healthy ones. Otherwise, they're left to fall out alone." He tilted his head towards the nightstand. "As you see."
Dean stared at him. "So… that's why I can't help?" he said slowly. "'Cause I can't, y'know… see 'em? Or touch 'em?"
"Yes," Cas said, slightly too quickly, and Dean snorted.
"You're still a shitty liar, Cas," he informed him. "What ain't you tellin' me?"
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dean's coworkers vs the heteronormative agenda by cowboydeanwinchester for maxguevra
Fandoms: Supernatural
25 Jan 2021
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Dean started working at a local auto repair shop in Lebanon, Kansas about a year ago. His coworkers don't know much about him. Except that he has a wife. Or maybe he doesn't. But he has a kid. Who is either a toddler or a high schooler. Who is either named Jack or Sammy. He also might have a best friend named Cas, but that also might be his wife.
Truth is nobody knows what to make of Dean.
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23 Sep 2026