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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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18 Sep 2026
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Alastor
This is actually really fun,
Alastor is AroAce and through the story
He’s as a human retelling his romance
History to himself, and then his current
Self in hell is having fun talking to Angel
And lucifer / charlieOne shot
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With careful hands, Charlie piled wood, sticks, and paper, then lit the pile with a snap of her fingers.
"Oh. I was... I was cleaning that," Niffty told her, holding up her ash-covered hands and forearms to show them to Charlie.
"Yeah, but I wanted to light a fire!"
"That's it!" Alastor snapped suddenly, standing from his armchair and slamming his book down on the end table. Everyone's eyes snapped to him as he declared, "All-Hotel meeting, now!"
Series
- Part 5 of Bea's (miscellaneous) Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel Fics
- Part 4 of Hazbin Hotel 12 Days of Christmas 2025
Bookmarked by Meonchii
17 Sep 2026
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Nifty and Alastor
Aweee Alastor called a group meeting
For nifty and how the group has been treating
Her.This is a continuation
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When Niffty’s fever drives her into a mindless cleaning frenzy, only one person can soothe her.
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17 Sep 2026
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Nifty and Alastor
Nifty is sick and Alastor is the only one who
Can get her to rest. It’s so CUTEone shot
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Hey, isn't THAT Niffty? by Bea_like_beaver for PixsiStixs
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Oct 2025
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Niffty arrived at Alastor’s room at the end of the day, knocking repeatedly on his door until he opened it.
“Yes?”
“I need to kill something, or fix something, or kill then fix something.”
Alastor hummed, looking around his room before gesturing her in with a wave of his arm. “I’m sure I can find something for you to kill, fix, or kill-fix.”
A day in the life of the Hazbin Hotel's beloved maid, featuring: time in Air Jail, mouldy spots, plenty of dust, attempted murder, and messes galore.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Meonchii
17 Sep 2026
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Nifty and Alastor
Basically everyone is treating nifty like a
Child and she goes to Alastor for comfortVery cute
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Ever since the whole incident with Vox, Alastor had been noticeably absent from his Hotel duties. And so, Lucifer forces him to come down to the lobby.
Unfortunately, he summons him in the middle of a severe panic attack. But Niffty is there to help.
Bookmarked by Meonchii
17 Sep 2026
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Nifty and Alastor
Just them being precious. Alastor has a
Panic attack and lucifer summoned him.Nifty helped
One shot