Merlioske



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    Random Tiny Oneshots that are created by babbling at each other and then Screaming Words when Art Happens.

    unrelated to each other unless stated otherwise~

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    After his life came crumbling down last season, Shane is healing. He's married to the love of his life, everyone knows, and he can finally lay claim to the man he once called his rival.
    He didn't realize that his new rival would take the form of some busty blonde model from LA, though.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Jelly & possessive and motherfucking BAMF Shane.
    Glorious.
    Hilarious.
    Y e s.

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    In an AU where Shane joins the Montreal Metros the same year he's drafted, Ilya stays in Russia and Shane is pretty pissed off about it. He's released to go to the 2010 World Junior Championships in Helsinki, Finland because he wants his rematch, damn it, and because he wants to try to convince his rival to get to the MLH as soon as possible and make things interesting.

    When Shane discovers Ilya may not have stayed in Russia of his own free will, he puts together a crack team of idiot teenagers international hockey players to achieve one goal: get Ilya Rozanov to Boston.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    Unhinged. Glorious. Sexuality is Shane. Yes. 🙂‍↕️🙏🏼

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    “Fuck.” Shane melted into the strong hand at his neck, the pressure over his throat and the heat of the Alpha’s palm. “Fuck, that’s–” his eyes started to flutter closed, his knees going weak, but he heard the Alpha huff a laugh and immediately stiffened again. 

    “Don’t do that.” he warned. “Don’t laugh like me letting you put your hand on my throat is predictable submissive Omega behavior and you're making fun of me."

    “That is not why i was laughing.” Ilya squeezed Shane’s throat lightly, his thumb pressing over the suppressant patch covering the Omega's bonding spot and blocking his sweet scent. “I thought you would fight it, fight submitting. But you didn’t.”

    “No I–” Shane swallowed hard. “I like it.” 

    “Good.” Ilya smiled slow and a little dangerous, running his tongue over his bottom lip and then over the sharp ends of his fangs before he leaned in and growled into the Omega’s ear. “Now get on your knees.”

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    06 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Y e s.
    Glorious.
    Magnificent.
    Just. Splendid all over.
    They're morons, your honor. Potatoes, one might even say.
    Welovethem.

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Choking hazard in more sense than one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Fucking magnificent this is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Hilarious².
    Absolutely brilliant and sweet and just overall adorable.