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    Early 1964. John drunkenly (and somewhat accidentally) comes out to Paul after a party. Paul doesn't understand why he can't stop thinking about it. Obviously the new form of masturbation they've invented has nothing to do with this.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    From the kink meme prompt: John hates Jim, Jim hates John. So John is a bit pleased when Paul calls him daddy in bed.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    “You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t believe you, Harrington. Straight boys don’t get off thinking about dick. That’s an indisputable fact of the universe, and a key point in my own personal doctrine.”

    And maybe Steve should laugh, shrug, call it a night. He should do that, re-examine all of this when he’s sober.

    He doesn’t. Instead, he says, “Try me.”

    Eddie lifts himself up on an elbow, turning to his side so that he’s looming over Steve when he says, “Just to confirm…”

    Steve nods encouragingly, bolstered by the absence of a dismissive laugh, an awkward change of topic.

    “You’re saying that you want me,” Eddie continues, eyes darting between Steve’s, “to talk about fucking a dude. To see if you get hard.”

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    Or; Steve’s pretty sure he could get hard while thinking about gay sex, even though he’s straight. Eddie’s just along for the ride.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Look. It’s not Steve’s fault. It isn’t!

    It’s just that someone can only get hit on the head so many times before their brain starts cracking, and Eddie Munson is always thinking so GODDAMN LOUD.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “Which of you morons,” she hisses, “let Eddie log into twitter today?”
    Eddie blinks.
    “How do you-”
    “Because, Eddie- you commented using the band account. You logged in on our official socials.”
    Eddie stares at her dumbly. Then-
    “Oh fuck.”
    “Yes,” she agrees. “Oh fuck.”
    “I’ll- delete that, then,” he laughs nervously. “Before-”
    “Before someone picks up on it, screenshots it, begins distributing it across the internet at a frankly alarming pace and starts a series of hashtags up in an effort to find the ‘pretty boy’ gardener you were lusting over?”

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    Eddie is a burnt-out-overworked-crash-and-burn-rockstar with a crippling twitter addiction. Steve is a chronically-offline-homegrown-indiana-boy-flowershop-owner with a green thumb and a penchant for taking in strays.
    So naturally when Eddie first sees him, he's head over heels. And Steve has no clue what his day job is.
    He'll tell Steve about his 'real' identity before things go too far- right?

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    05 Jun 2026