Nemonie



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    After making a fatal mistake on a mission, Clint Barton vanishes into the depths of the Midwest.

    What he wants is to be left alone for a bit, to take a couple weeks of peace and quiet and get his mind straight.

    Instead, he finds himself caught up in a nationwide game of cat-and-mouse with a brooding, metal-armed vampire.

    Natasha’s right. He’s got the worst fucking luck in the world.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    “So,” he said, unwrapping the foil of the bar, “I’m Clint.”
     

    The Soldier just blinked at him, caught somewhere between confused and surprised.
     

    Which, fair, Clint got that a lot.

     

    But he figured the Soldier hadn’t expected him to acquiesce so quickly, and Clint fully intended to capitalize on that, either in information or opportunity to escape or both.

     

    He flashed a half-smile at the other man, one he’d flashed at a dozen other people in the last few years, one that got him a second look at least seventy percent of the time, and a quickie a fairly significant portion of that. He stretched his arms up over his head and cracked his spine, working the stiffness out of the shoulder that had, until ten seconds ago, been shackled to the furniture.

     

    “This is the part where you tell me your name.” Clint said. “Or something to call you by,” he amended.

     

    Or: Clint meets his soulmate.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Have fun—stay safe—don’t let him get away from you.

    The Asset follows orders. Clint brings chaos.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Geese are evil bastards. A lesson we all must learn, even Steve and Bucky. Luckily, there's a convenient tree in which to perch.

    Purported humour, some fluff, and an evil goose.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.

    "Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."

    "You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”

    “I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”

    “No, we tried that.”

    “Hanging?”

    “I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”

    There was another pause.

    “I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”

    “Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”

    “I can’t wait to kill you.” 

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    Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.

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