NotASnaccImAMel
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- Dream SMP (7)
- Video Blogging RPF (6)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir (1)
- Iron Lung (2026) (1)
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The Sacrificial Lambs Need More Friends by NotASnaccImAMel
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Aug 2026
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Jon and Martin have been through hell together. Literally. Their only option is to go to a new world together, even though they're pretty sure they'll just die instead.
However, the fates are nice to them just once, and they end up in a certain Saint's biodome on Planet Erid, who's already done this once before with his destined soulmate.
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This Could be a Disaster by NotASnaccImAMel
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
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When Grace meets the new applying teacher, his wind is knocked out of his lungs, because he knows Simon.
Simon, the big, burly, homophobic jock type he knows from college. The man he was desperately, deeply, moronically in love with. The man who, upon learning Grace was the local prostitute on campus, bought Grace's time and his body while pretending that it didn't make him gay.
And then softened out throughout their sessions, becoming sweet and open and vulnerable, until one day he stopped, pulled back, at the slightest chance they could be caught, and Simon ran.
And now he was here in front of Grace, after all these years.
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- Part 1 of My BloodyMary catch-all
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If We Leave Now, There'd be No Stopping Us by NotASnaccImAMel
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Mar 2024
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Every night Sapnap calls Dream. Every night Dream answers.
Or, Dream and Sapnap take a road trip to celebrate, and commemorate, being free, in hopes that they'll never have to be confined to a cage again. But if YouTube doesn't work out, they may just be another slave in the work force, and although Sapnap doesn't really mind that, Clay hates the idea.
They have fun and forget their worries, but things only escalate when tension rises between them, and it can't be platonic this time.
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It starts with an inhale. Like all breaths do. Time freezes, and all of a sudden it dawns on them both that this is it. The wall is coming down. He stalls by showing him Patches, just showing him his rough and large hands in order to keep him appeased, but then the brunet starts recording his reaction for the Twitter campaign. Dream turns on the front facing camera and shows George his true identity.
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His Sleeping Beauty and Snow White by NotASnaccImAMel
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Mar 2024
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The gods are not happy with Dream. His blasphemy in thinking himself as one of them has gone too far. So, they align the events against his favor to put him in the prison, and ordain for him to eventually escape. Not that his punishment is over. He has one final test, in hopes that he'll finally see he's a man and not a god. And maybe become a better person while he's at it. XD has kept his two best friends, sleeping, in the forest of Kinoko Kingdom, all the way across the server. If Dream can manage to traverse that far without any major snags, he'll be able to save them from their eternal slumber. If he dies from the people he's hurt, he'll have lost his chance.
Recent series
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My BloodyMary catch-all by NotASnaccImAMel
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
- Words:
- 3,810
- Works:
- 1
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Jon and Martin Get to Go to Some Different Places by NotASnaccImAMel
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Aug 2026
- Words:
- 10,985
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- 1
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- 2
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MCYT Oneshot Collection for when I have writer's block by NotASnaccImAMel
Fandom Dream SMP, Dream SMP - Fandom, DSMP - Fandom, MCYT - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Jan 2023
- Words:
- 13,275
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- 3
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Home is where the stars are by SoftButchCassidy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jul 2026
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Simon wakes up. He hadn't thought he would wake up after his lungs were filled with blood. And yet, here he is, in a pitch-black room, wounds tended to, listening to the most beautiful song he's ever heard.
He's in a world where the stars are alive, and he's been rescued from his blood-soaked iron coffin by a strange, clever little rock-spider alien trying to save the stars. Of course he'll help. Too bad neither of them are biologists...
But the new human ship approaching them might have someone aboard who is... if they don't turn Simon into a lab rat first, anyway.[BloodyMary where Simon gets wormholed to PHM 'verse but it's before the Hail Mary arrives, so he's saved by Rocky and spends a while on the Blip-A]
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Bookmarked by NotASnaccImAMel
04 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
God this fic was so good from start to finish
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all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
27 Aug 2026
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a series of all of my bloodymary works IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER of release date, just to make my writing easier to navigate :)
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Bookmarked by NotASnaccImAMel
16 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Great Jonmartin series that I really don't want to lose
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"My, My head hurts," he replied dumbly, "And I had a… A really terrible nightmare."
And god, did the last few years feel like a nightmare. A horrible, never-ending nightmare that twisted into shapes Jon never thought possible and took more from him than he knew he had to take.
"Must have been some nightmare," Tim hummed.
"It was," Jon laughed humorlessly.----------------
After the conclusion of the Watcher's Crown, Jon finds himself waking up in a much younger version of his own body, one that's still working with Tim and Sasha in research. Jon refuses to let this opportunity pass him by, refuses to let this world fall to the same fate as his. He'll do it better this time. He'll save everyone, no matter the cost.
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Updates SaturdaysSeries
- Part 1 of Right By Them - A Fix-It of sorts
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“It wasn’t a trick of the light,” Techno murmured, his eyes wide as the glowing got brighter.
Wilbur’s heart pounded in his chest as he looked down at himself, and realized the freckles dotted along his arms had started to glow. When he made the effort to see the outline of his nose, he noticed that the freckles on his face were glowing as well.
“Was he doing this last night?” Phil asked, unable to tear his eyes away from Wilbur’s face.
“Uh, no, he definitely wasn’t,” Techno told him.
“Holy shit, I get it now,” Tommy whispered, and Wilbur could just make out the outline of his glowing face in the reflection of Tommy’s eyes. “You’re an alien!”
or, Wilbur wakes up in a ditch with two brothers shining a flashlight on his face, and no memories of who he is or how he got there. And that's only the start of the weird shit.
Bookmarked by NotASnaccImAMel
14 Mar 2025