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    It technically wasn't a violation of orders for Itachi to help foster Naruto's fuuinjutsu talent.

    Hiruzen had only ordered away those who had a close relationship with Minato and Kushina. It just happened to be that practically anyone who could do anything about Naruto's treatment was on that list. It came with the territory of one being their leader and another being one of the friendliest people to ever exist in Konoha.

    Technically, Itachi wasn't close to them while they were alive. He wasn't even in the academy yet when they died.

    Genma just wished it didn't make it harder to keep Naruto out of Danzo's grubby little hands.

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    In another world, Itachi only has Sasuke left to lose.

    In this world, he found a somewhat-healthy coping mechanism and another precious person, even if it might be treason.

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    Naruto Uzumaki never did things the normal way. When “use less chakra” turns out to be the least helpful advice ever given, he decides to figure it out himself.

    A quiet library, an old librarian with too many opinions, and a few scrolls are all it takes for him to find a different path — one paved in ink, illusion, and stubborn determination.

    Because if he can’t punch his way to becoming Hokage, he’ll just seal and trick his way there instead.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    At the base of a heart tree north of the Wall, Benjen Stark's nephews and nieces appear - older than the children he knows in Winterfell - bitter, cruel, and biting; a pack divided with horror on their lips and blood on their hands.

    Their past is a nightmare, and although the Stark siblings lick at their individual wounds, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives... and they need to become a pack again if they want to avoid the mistakes of their pasts in the new future they have been offered.

    June 2026: Currently paused. Life has been... fairly awful. Content is still being written though. Just very slowly.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    “When the Night’s King rides,” the giant said, each word slow as cold honey pouring, “the King in the North must answer. The King in the North…whose name is Stark.”

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Urahara Kisuke's morals were questionable at best. Deep down, he had a kind soul, but he had always done whatever it took to survive, so when an assassination of one Shiba Ichigo is ordered, he doesn't think twice about it.

    Only he fails. He expected to be killed, or tortured and captured, or- listen, he didn't really know what to expect, but he's pretty sure it wasn't Ichigo making fun of him and correcting Kisuke's form

    What the fuck?

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    30 Aug 2026