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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

    Extras start at chapter 26!

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    26 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov both had their promising hockey careers derailed when they were sixteen. At twenty-two, Shane is stuck working the counter at his family's bookstore and Ilya is lost and new to Ottawa. When Ilya stumbles into Hollander Books New & Used & Antique looking for a steady job, they each find something more.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    “Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”

    Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.

    He will never get the sale.

    Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.

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    11 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “I want to fuck you before my dick stops working.”

    “You know that’s a possible side effect, right? We don’t know that’s gonna happen.”

    “Mm. If I expect it I will not be disappointed.”

    “If it does, we’ll figure something out. And—“

    “A broken dick is better than a broken brain.”

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    or; ilya takes medication and he can't come like he usually does so they try something new. also emotions and tenderness and love.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    "But, you don't—" Shane starts, stutters out when Ilya rolls his hips again, sliding his hand down at the same time to palm Shane through his sweats. "You don't—want me."

    ...

    "Oh, Shane," he breathes out, nosing at the underside of Shane's jaw. "I promise you, kotik. I want."

    ...

    "Not the way I'd like to be wanted."

    Or: Ilya never agrees to come to the cottage, so Shane flies down to Boston to drag him back.

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    07 Aug 2026