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My Delorean Rides Warp 3.65 by sherifflauren
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
12 Oct 2014
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Pilot First Class Cosmonaut Kirk of the United Nations Aeronautics Division will be the first man to break warp speed. Or he was until, in some horrendously predictable sci-fi cliché, his shuttle is sucked through space and he crash lands on some grossly hot desert planet.
He should have named his shuttle the Delorean because he’s not too sure this isn’t some future Earth post nuclear war, and those pointy eared dudes shouting gibberish at him had better be a mirage because if not they’re probably post apocalyptic cannibals.
Or, the one where Pilot James T. Kirk’s shuttle crash lands on Vulcan.
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Per Aspera Ad Astra by battybatzgirl
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
31 May 2017
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One year after the aliens made contact with Earth, Jim Kirk gets a crash course in Vulcan culture when his boyfriend Spock goes into his first Pon Farr.
*Sequel to Undiscovered Terrain
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- Part 2 of Of This World
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- English
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- 26,330
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by NumberOneJew
16 Aug 2026
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vacation, all i ever wanted by shivadyne
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
09 Mar 2019
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When Jim woke up that morning, he sat up and stared at the shadow hovering over him for a few minutes while trying to blink away the image of an elf and a human’s deranged lovechild from his tired eyes. Well, that was only if the guy’s pointy ears and far too human eyes had anything to say about his heritage. For all Jim knew, maybe the guy was a Sith Lord with really weird-looking ears.
“Uh,” Jim said, rather eloquently. “Can you… come back later?"
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an introductory course in coming to terms with the existence of (hot) aliens by flipthebits_archive
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
27 Oct 2022
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When Jim begins a new life at a university in San Francisco, he intends to keep his head down and his focus on his accelerated degree plan– but after meeting a strange, standoffish classmate, he’s forced to confront the knowledge that the universe is a bit bigger than he’d previously thought.
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Spock creates a videogame in an attempt to study humans to determine if they are ready for first contact. With the new opportunity to interact with the new species, he joins the game to study them first hand.
Jim catches wind of a strange NPC that hangs out in the IDIC tavern in ShiKahr. Everyone thinks it's defective, but Jim thinks it might be a secret event and talks to him. He's strange, and he's kind of cute in a weird way. Starfleet starts getting wind that the game might be controlled by people not of Earth origin, and they begin to question the creators' motives. Will Jim choose Starfleet, a faction he had sworn his life and loyalty too, or a man he had never even met face to face?
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- Part 1 of ShiKahr
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The Endless Sky by yel_halansu
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
03 Apr 2020
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In the spring of 1969, the nation is gripped by space fever. James T. Kirk does not believe in aliens, at least until a mysterious spaceship crashes on the cornfield of his farm and he ends up developing an unlikely relationship with its sole occupant...
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Undiscovered Terrain by battybatzgirl
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
08 May 2017
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After an attack on his ship from a Romulan warbird, prince Spock crash lands on a nearby primitive planet, directly into the backyard of one Jim Kirk.
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- Part 1 of Of This World
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Spaceships, Private Jets, and Minivans: How to Start a Global Incident in 5 Minutes Flat by Scientia_Fantasia
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
07 May 2017
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One early summer morning in Riverside, Iowa, a spacecraft crash lands into the backyard of a highschooler by the name of James T. Kirk.
Earth history is changed forever.
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From the Stars With Love by chaosgrimm
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Nov 2020
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Jim is an explorer and engineer serving with Admiral Christopher Pike. He's working on a portable beaming device, and a malfunction accidentally lands Jim on Vulcan, a planet previously undiscovered. In Spock's garden to be exact.
Spock was meditating on his life when this odd man fell on him from the sky. Perhaps, fate did exist after all.
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- Part 3 of Unrelated Spirk AUs
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Bookmarked by NumberOneJew
13 Aug 2026
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Not technically the "first contact with aliens" but it’s got the spirit
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SETI (rhymes with spaghetti) by trekmemes (ProblematicPitch)
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
14 Jun 2019
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One’s a Starfleet officer. One’s a member of an alien race whom Starfleet is attempting to make first contact with.
Professor Jim Kirk is head of the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence - Communications Division. When Dr. Uhura picks up a foreign signal from space, they all think it's just radio static. Until it isn't.
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James Kirk is a lonely, unfulfilled farmer. Spock is the alien that lands in his cornfield. When faced with a choice between hitting Spock with a shovel or inviting him in for coffee, Jim picks coffee.
A very soft modern-day AU.
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two of hearts by doctormissy for belauensus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV)
30 Apr 2021
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Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell and his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.
That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.
Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…
[Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]
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Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..
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Bookmarked by NumberOneJew
06 Jun 2024
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How could he have grown up in bristol long enough to have the accent but not have a name???
And did the drakes think thin wouldn't say what happened when he told the police that his parents left him??? Like it didn't happen but literally only because the author did not want it to. Like any kid ever would have just gone to an adult ans been like hey my parents left me. Only for the policeto be like " when did you last see them?" "Oh, when they launched their boat into the ocean and left on a plane". "Hmmm Well, looks like they died in a boat crash idiot. Guess we can throw away those tax evasion claims". -
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“Are you an angel?” the boy whispered into Severus’s hair.
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- Part 1 of On The Wings Of A Wish
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Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Warnings for swearing, sexual content, and dark themes.
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- Part 1 of Temptations
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When Draco comes back for eighth year, he starts an unexpected friendship with Hermione Granger. Between his new friendship and his parents kicking him out of the house, Draco's life starts down a new path.
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- Part 1 of From Ashes
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The Claiming of Grimmauld Place by bixgirl1 for lauren3210
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2017
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When Grimmauld Place begins fighting against Harry’s ownership of it, he decides he needs help to train the historic home — but little does he expect that it’ll be Malfoy who’s most suitable for the challenge. However, as Malfoy and Harry get closer, Harry comes to understand that expectations aren’t always the best path by which to guide his heart — and in the process learns just what is needed to make a house a home.
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“Your dad,” Sokka starts, then swallows hard. “Your dad dueled you, burned half of your face off, and then banished you because you spoke when you shouldn’t have?”
Guilt festers and bubbles like black tar in Zuko’s chest. “I didn’t just speak. I questioned and insulted one of his highest-ranking generals—but the man was planning a massacre! He shouldn’t have—” Zuko clamps his mouth shut, his teeth clicking together, and swallows thickly. “I mean. I found the tactic he proposed very startling, but it wasn’t my place to question such things. I’m sure he had his reasons.”
“Tui and La what the absolute fuck,” Sokka whispers.
[Zuko gets imprisoned with Sokka and Katara during the winter solstice, and some very unfortunate things come to light. Alternatively: the gaang
kidnapsadopts Zuko in book one after discovering just how awful his father is.]- Language:
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01 Jul 2021
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How To Commit Identity Fraud: A Guide For Misplaced Time Travelers by itslilacmoon (watery_melon_baller)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra
24 Jan 2022
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The misadventures of six teenagers running loose in Republic City.
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How the Gaang somehow manage to make everyone in Republic City’s lives both ten times better, and five times worse.- Language:
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- Words:
- 63,099
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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30 May 2021
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All Eric Bittle wanted was a ride to Providence. All Jack Zimmermann wanted was someone to help drive.
Bookmarked by NumberOneJew
16 Mar 2021