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Things Left Unspoken by Romiress
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)
11 Mar 2020
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Six months after the events of Under The Hood, Joseph Wilson meets a stranger in a bar. Mute, with a massive scar across his neck, Joseph feels a pang of recognition.
He's never met anyone with a story like his.
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Inspired by Nac-Nic's gorgeous mute Jason art.
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11 Sep 2026
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staying still by BoneRot19
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
14 Aug 2026
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It’s him or me, you have to decide.
Please don’t…
I’ll count to three.
Put the gun down.
When Jason came back to life he did so choking on a scream and stale air and maggots.
One.
Don’t.
When Jason came back to his mind he did so choking on lazarus water.
Two.
NO!
When Jason came to in the ruins of a building he did so choking on dust and ash and his own blood.
Thr-
Choking, choking, choking.
You managed to find a way to win… and everybody still loses!
Jason woke up when he hit the floor.
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- Part 2 of one headlight
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05 Sep 2026
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Baby Bird, Hear My Words, Give it Time by Blue_lotus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League Dark (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer
16 Aug 2025
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Never in his life would he have bet on the fact that a trip to Gotham would result in probably one of the most hilarious occurrences to ever happen to John, and he was mad because no one was ever going to believe him if he were to tell the story of the time he came across a kid stealing the literal wheels off the Batmobile
When Constantine was in Gotham on a personal errand, he comes across a kid stealing the wheels off the Batmobile. Naturally, because this was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, he decided to help the pipsqueak, completely unaware of the chain of events he was setting in motion by doing so.
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05 Sep 2026
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The Hellblazer's Apprentice by Blue_lotus
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comic), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days
07 Mar 2026
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If there are two things Jason knew for a fact that Batman hated, it's magic and John Constantine. Both were unpredictable and often dredged up chaos whenever they were present. So when Jason runs into Constantine while on his murder training world tour, he realized he could kill two birds with one stone.
Piss off Batman and learn magic to use against him?
He'd be an idiot not to take that opportunity.
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- Part 1 of The Hellblazer and Hood
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05 Sep 2026
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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29 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Red Hood: Shut up! Respect me. Fuck you all, fix your fucking costumes. Helmets. Armor.