OneBigKitchenUtensil
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After The Crash Landin' Left Me Stranded (On An Abandoned Oceanic Planet) by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandoms: BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), BioShock Infinite, Subnautica (Video Game)
18 Jul 2026
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Jack is an apprentice on the Aurora before it crashes down to Planet 4546B. He's one of few survivors, finding himself working alongside Booker DeWitt and Jan "Delta" Petrou to survive, though not without their own issues of course. At the end of the day, because of outside circumstances, only one of them can take the Neptune rocket and leave, but who will it be?
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- Part 1 of BioShock Subnautica AU
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Superpower Support Group by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
05 Jun 2026
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Miles' powers manifest after his first week at Visions Academy. Coincidentally, he also sees a flyer for the school's support group for superpowered students. It can't hurt to try, right?
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- Part 1 of Spider-Gang at Visions Academy
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Semblances and Stakeouts by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, RWBY
29 Apr 2026
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Team CAST - Cassandra Cain, A.K. Todd, Stephanie Brown and Tim Drake - go on their first Search and Destroy mission with Professor Pennyworth from Beacon Academy. While they observe a decimated city, they start to discuss more personal details, though one of them is more reluctant to join the conversation than others.
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- Part 1 of Grimm Child (Arkhamverse RWBY AU)
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Incorrect B-Team Quotes by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
25 Apr 2026
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Does what it says on the tin. Incorrect quotes centered around Peni, Noir, and Ham.
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The Black Sheep and the Dormouse by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019)
19 Apr 2026
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When Carmen was a kid, another kid arrives to VILE Island. They become close, Black Sheep and Dormouse, causing trouble together, until Carmen was forced to flee the island and was unable to bring Dormouse with her.
Time goes on, and she encounters a mercanary by the name of the Arkham Knight, who keeps a familiar mouse masks hanging on the wall of his quarters.
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- Part 1 of Carmen Sandiego Arkhamverse Crossover
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Arkham Mer AU by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types
02 Mar 2024
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Jason Todd is a mer known as Arkham, trained by Joker to attack other mer and hunt them down. Needless to say, he has issues.
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Spider-Gang at Visions Academy by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
05 Jun 2026
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- 2,193
- Works:
- 1
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BioShock Subnautica AU by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), BioShock Infinite, Subnautica (Video Game)
18 Jul 2026
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- 3,146
- Works:
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Trans Fem AK by OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types
11 Jul 2024
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A series of mostly unrelated fics about Iphigenia Antares Wilson/Todd (depending on the plot), aka the Arkham Knight.
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- 5,195
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- 3
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Little Wing by DC_2023 (Stellar_Ghosts), OneBigKitchenUtensil
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types
26 Mar 2023
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Arkham Knight Jason meets the Robin version of himself in another world. The other world's Batfam adopt him, mental health is good. Shenanigans ensue.
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Second Chances by Jax0nArts
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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Good dad!Bruce Wayne is in an accident and finds himself in a new world. The Arkhamverse. There he encounters Arkham Knight and decides to take him home with him.
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Knights In Shining Armor by callmeapollo, Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra), ProwlSIC
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
29 Aug 2026
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“He’s tiny!” Garcia gasps from behind Morgan.
She tries to move a little closer, but Morgan stops her. “He’s still dangerous, Beautiful.”
“But look at him!”
“Looks can be deceiving.”
Garcia pouts, but stays a safe distance away.
The two guards roughly push the Arkham Knight towards Hotch and Rossi.
“Here’s your guy.” One of them sneers. “He’s your problem now. Call us when you are done with him.”
Or, the BAU ends up temporarily having custody of the infamous Arkham Knight and they learn more than they signed up for
CMDC week day 4: Profiling a Rogue/Bat
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- Part 35 of Chron’s CM/DC
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Knights Versus Knights by Blue_lotus
Fandoms: Gotham Knights (Video Game 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham Knight Genesis (Comics)
25 Jan 2026
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After confronting a magic user, Gotham's protectors come face to face with versions of themselves from another universe.
It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact the alternate versions clearly had issues with their Red Hood.
Can they help them mend their relationships before they get sent back?
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I think the deathgrippers deserved something better so here I am.
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Here’s a short super self indulgent fic, haha.
It’s based off of my POTC fic with Familiar (The Devil and His Familiar) and OneBigKitchenUtensil’s POTC fic with Larinna (I decided the Flying Dutchman deserves a lesbian to scare people with) which is honestly so fun and funny, and you should definitely read it.
I couldn’t miss the opportunity to mix two wildly different characters together from the same sort of premise of fic, especially since I love both very much.
To be honest this fic is very much catered towards myself and OneBigKitchenUtensil, but if anyone else enjoys it, yay!