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Sometimes, the universe gives you a gift wrapped in the wrong number and a leather jacket.
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Andy's got the wrong number. Miranda keeps answering the phone anyway.
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28 Oct 2026
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“Now, don’t get bigheaded. It’s not like she’s carrying a torch for you.” Cassidy rolls her eyes at the thought and Andy wars between bristling and slouching in relief. “The age difference is weird, anyway.”
Andy crosses her arms, thoroughly unamused. “Listen, I’m going to go home and block your number if you don’t get to the point soon. It’s been almost ten years since I last saw your mother. We were strictly professional.”
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27 Oct 2026
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Miranda is knocked off-kilter by a farmer. Andy is offered a modeling career. The twins finally get to take horseback riding lessons.
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27 Oct 2026
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Open Wide & Say Please by IndustryBaby for Narkoa_DeGuerre
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
25 Jul 2021
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My friend Narkoa mentioned y'all were having a ficathon. I figured it could use some good old smut without plot.
Andy catches Miranda catching Andy watching Miranda. Hot and heavy sexy times follow.
Kink: Throatfucking, Daddy Kink, Edging, Cock Warming, Strap-On, Fuck Toy, Hardpacking, Face Riding
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27 Oct 2026
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A Journalists Guide To Seducing Your Hot Mean Co-Worker by Prefer_to_be_vilified
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
26 Oct 2026
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She pulled Emily hard against her and felt—ironically—Emily hard against her.
And Andy held her there, their lips cruelly broken apart as Emily groaned into her mouth, though not separated so far that they could not rejoin them in a single moment, and relished in the feel of Emily's every wet quaking breath where it burned against her lips, sickeningly satisfied by the clarity in Emily's desire for her.
"I can help," she whispered, her fingers toying at the waist of Emily's skirt, salivating over what lay beneath. "It's my fault for making you like this." Slowly she dropped to her knees, the bathroom tile cold against her overheated skin. "I should probably be the one to fix it."
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What do you get when you mix a scorned young woman sworn off of love, a hot emotionally constipated co-worker, the horrors of working for the devil herself and a truly egregious amount of secondary sexual hormones? Well, that is yet to be known. But Andrea Sachs is curious, horny, recently single and ever determined to find out.
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27 Oct 2026