Orange_Jester
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
Recent works
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White, white leaves of an oleander. White like me. by Boywife_Haver (Orange_Jester)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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Dream is deteriorating, or returning to his first form-which is causing his body to turn into dust. It not easy being Life’s doll, plaything, puppet. Lately Life made it very clear that whatever task he had before, he failed. Oh and two very handsome, and very married to each other men are there when he wakes up fresh and new, he recognizes them and is immediately in love with the two hybrids. Those two hybrids though are a wreck.
Or, Dream reverts to his old self and falls in love with the married couple, Techno and Phil (again) and has to learn about his past all over again.
Recent bookmarks
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Gone Will Be Any Hint Of You Or Me (Gone, Gone, Gone) by psirm
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Sep 2026
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“Ohhh fudge. I’ll get you some clothes after I clean myself up-“ the blonde said, suddenly standing in front of him, finger still bloody.
Simon bristles, “who the fuck are you?”
The man flinched like he’d been struck, stammering. “I’ll have you know my name is Ryland Grace, and language!”
What the fuck. Okay. I mean.. I guess? Weirdo.
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After the events of Iron Lung, Simon finds himself on the Hail Mary with a human named Ryland Grace and his Eridian friend, Rocky and believes that they were sent from the COI to torment him.Updates frequently!
Bookmarked by Boywife_Haver (Orange_Jester)
13 Sep 2026
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ELYSIUM by sohardtosay
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
12 Sep 2026
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With deathly quiet, Simon asks, “What is it about me that you find so fucking fascinating, hm?”
Grace stares down at that dark countenance. With the fire at his back, it’s like the glow of it is coming directly off of Simon’s skin.
The answer is so obvious that Grace doesn’t even have to think about it:
“I knew you would understand.”
“Understand?” Simon’s canines flash. “Understand what?”
“What it means to be a survivor,” Grace says quietly.
Or: When Grace and Rocky come to AT-5, Simon is found. Then, they take him back to Erid. And Simon is found.
Bookmarked by Boywife_Haver (Orange_Jester)
10 Sep 2026
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XOXO by hertzbenign for Sharpy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jul 2026
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Grace knows he's not imagining it.
There's a hand underneath the table, trailing up his skirt, and fingering at the crease of his thigh.
He bites his lip and doesn't stop it.
Instead, he just spreads his legs further.
"Well," Rocky says from beside him. "Should we start the meeting now?"
His knuckles brush up against Grace's aching cunt.
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There's an itch inside Grace.
Luckily, guess who can reach deep enough to scratch it?
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Bookmarked by Boywife_Haver (Orange_Jester)
08 Sep 2026
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the care and keeping of you by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Sep 2026
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“Rocky understands.” Simon has no idea how the robotic voice of the translator manages to sound so damn sympathetic. “Heat is time of big, big, big fear for omega. Very vulnerable time, statement.” With a trill that sounds especially musical to Simon’s ear, Rocky follows up, “Simon is omega, question?”
“Yeah,” Simon’s voice breaks humiliatingly. His face and his pants are wet, for different reasons. He is so fucking scared. “Simon is omega.”
Bookmarked by Boywife_Haver (Orange_Jester)
07 Sep 2026
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Begging for Scraps by Reigning_Books
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 Jul 2026
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After a surgery on Erid puts him under general anesthesia, Grace’s memories of Earth slowly filter back in. Namely, the memories of how he used to cope with the stress of graduate school.
Grace likes to be a puppy, sometimes.
Rocky would harness the sun (he already has) for Grace. So what’s different about helping his pretty, leaky, alien calm down like this?
Bookmarked by Boywife_Haver (Orange_Jester)
07 Sep 2026