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Home and Hearth by TentativeTreason
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
11 Oct 2026
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Ancient Greek Gods and Goddesses are real.
Buck is blessed by the Hestia, the Goddess of the Hearth, Home and Sacrifice.A PJO x 9-1-1 crossover.
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26 Oct 2026
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(In the quiet of the road, he daydreams. A boy's screaming. And then a girl. A boy, a girl, a woman, a man, all shrieking in his ears, begging and pleading and not shutting up. Why aren't they shutting up--)
Weeks after his Academy graduation, Danzou begins to have visions of his future. Armed with these new experiences and horrified at what he sees, he does his best to fix what he's going to destroy, fix what broke by itself, and try to leave a different mark on Konoha.
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21 Oct 2026
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It's surprisingly hard to get arrested for being a pirate when you're chaotic enough to commit half a dozen crimes at the same time.
(Or: The Strawhats keep getting arrested for literally everything except piracy.)
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18 Oct 2026
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Owner Zeff is a hard man, but a good one. He guides Patty and Carne into making better dishes than they could have ever imagined, gives them a home above the waves, and makes sure they get to eat, every night. There’s no days off save for errand runs, but Patty is a cook of the sea. He never needed those anyway.
But the kid – the fourth member after Carne – he’s… well, as Zeff calls him, he’s an Eggplant. Just nine according to the brat’s determined snarl, he can already cook circles around Patty and Carne when he can reach the counter. He knows what he’s doing, and is quick to correct what he doesn’t know. Patty feels like he should be jealous, but all he can manage to feel is a grudging sort of respect.
The kid is damn small, but he can cook.
Yet… there’s something off about him, that just doesn’t add up, and that alarms Patty more than anything else.
He’s just… weird.
Or: Sanji's weird. The Baratie learns not to care
For Eternal-Trashfire's request, listed inside due to length.
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18 Oct 2026
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Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.
Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.
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17 Oct 2026