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    When the police interrogated him the first time, Shane had told them that it had taken a only a few frantic moments to plan out the daring escape which had eventually earned him his freedom after six long years.

    It was also a lie.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Luca Haas has a lot going on. He was dropped down from the 1st overall draft pick to second last minute because his dad died. He knows too much Russian and he has a secret AO3 account that he will go to great lengths to keep his captain, Ilya Rozanov, from finding out.

    What he doesn't expect is to get in the world's (second) most cursed situationship with Russian American teammate Artemy Levin.

    This is the story of hockey's (second) worst gay situationship.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Ilya hadn’t told Shane, but for the past year, ever since they came up with this Ottawa plan that may or may not unfold how they wanted, Ilya had been watching Centaurs footage.

    Most of it was… bad.

    Three versions of Ilya's first game with Ottawa

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    06 Sep 2026

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    The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.

    “Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”

    The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”

    Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.

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    05 Sep 2026