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The first time Ed saw Stede Bonnet out in the sun, every line of his face filled with liquid gold, the light bouncing off his hair like jewels in a crown, he’d known immediately that he couldn’t turn him.
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Man, Do You Feel Like a Woman? by Panda_Birds for oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Oct 2024
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Stede thinks Doug should be a woman. If he has to crack that egg himself, then so be it.
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Stede does employee performance reviews. All goes smoothly and very normally.
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- Part 3 of CringeFail Mob Boss Stede
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i'll cut my strings short, i'll hold myself up by Panda_Birds
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Jul 2024
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Stede had known he was pregnant for all of 20 minutes, and already he wanted to tear every organ out of his body. He wanted to scream, he wanted to burst into tears, he wanted to rip into his abdomen with his bare hands and tear out the clump of cells growing inside him.
He couldn’t do this. Not again.PLEASE READ THE TAGS
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Mrs. Bonnet is having trouble getting pregnant. Luckily, Dr. Teach knows just what to do.
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Clark thought he had a pretty good idea of what a relationship with Bruce Wayne would be like. He thought wrong. He especially wasn’t expecting Bruce’s affinity for pet names.
He isn’t complaining about it, though.
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15 Aug 2026
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The course of true love never did run smooth. When Clark Kent met Bruce Wayne. And Bruce Wayne met Superman. And Superman met Batman. And Batman met Clark Kent. And Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne finally got their acts together...
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15 Aug 2026
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Detective Work by Bekkoni
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2016
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Wally finds Superman and Batman's friendship odd. Naturally, he investigates and finds a lot more than he bargained for.
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14 Aug 2026
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there ain't no star that shines by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Titans (TV 2018)
09 Jan 2023
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“I'm not the same person I was back in high school,” Clark says, “and I doubt they all are, either. What would be the point?”
“Oh, Clark,” Bruce is suddenly holding Clark's face with both of his hands, “the point is that I'm going to land us in a helicopter somewhere for all your classmates to see.”
Clark sighs and closes his eyes.
“Say 'yes', Clark,” Bruce orders.
Clark doesn't open his eyes, just says, “Yes, Clark.”
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- Part 105 of author's fave
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01 Aug 2026
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How to Date a Superhero by solomonara
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
26 Nov 2017
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Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.
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31 Jul 2026