PaperHermits
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His burns were a mere background idea, as currently he is running for his life. Breaking through a server’s firewalls is no easy feat, and getting through unscathed is unheard of.
Xelqua is no exception, even as a Watcher.
or: Server firewalls are quite literal. Xelqua knows this as a former Watcher but hasn't had firsthand experience with it until now. He's covered in burns. Also, his name isn’t Grian, its Xelqua. Why does this mustached guy they keep calling him that??
or or: I suck at summaries. Just doing my duty as a Grian & Mumbo fan and sharing my Grumbo reunion fic o7
also: NOT ABANDONDED, RECENT CHAPTER IS AN UPDATE. JUST FELL OUT A BIT ITLL COME BACK DW
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Was anyone going to tell Dick or Jason that this kid was a medalist? Or were they supposed to watch him fall from the ceiling of the Batcave and expect to be normal over him catching himself and landing perfectly?
AKA: Dick's Crashout over Tim being an Olympic Medalist
Basically I took my own prompt from Tumblr, and finally wrote a one-shot for it.
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I Haven't Forgotten Him by mcloud13
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Aug 2026
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**TAKES PLACE WITH BRAND NEW DAY: SPOILERS AHEAD**
Harley Keener reluctantly decided to go to MIT after Tony's death. There he met Ned and MJ, and post-graduation, they dragged him over to their apartment in New York City. He wasn't a fan of parties, but he saw somebody there who just kept scratching at something in his brain. Somebody who knew Tony, but Pepper couldn't remember. What the fuck?
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I am not built for long-form writing, so this is a tiny lil thing. Small potatoes, one might say.
Title and Chapter Titles from The Bell Jar by Chrissy (Song)Bookmarked by PaperHermits
17 Aug 2026
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For the last two year, Detective Jean DeWolff has trusted the famous vigilante known as Spider-man. He saves the city time and time again, while trusting the police to do their job. However, recently, she notices him pushing himself and overworking to the point of exhaustion. Though he’s more open to the idea of taking a break after the Jean-Grey incident, DeWolff can’t help worrying about Spider-man.
One night, after a rough fight, DeWolff approaches the exhausted hero with a surprising offer: dinner with her and her kids.
(DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE, BRAND NEW DAY!"
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17 Aug 2026
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Just gonna let em hate by StarryKitty013
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
08 Dec 2020
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It’s not like anything changed much.
Peter is usually great brushing off all the shit everyone gives him for being himself. It usually doesn’t matter what they think; what anyone thinks really.
So why is it getting so hard for him to do that recently?
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14 Aug 2026
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In Which Peter Parker Actually Cannot Thermoregulate by Bookworm7250
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Feb 2025
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Tony didn't really care who Spider-Man was. He was probably just some stupid college kid. So when they needed more help with the Rogues, Tony didn't go to Spider-Man. He hadn't even bothered to find out who the kid was. The kid helped old ladies cross the street, not wrangle in superhumans and their very dangerous, very armed associates.
Peter was just a regular high school kid. Except he didn't go to high school because he ran away after he was put in foster care because his aunt had died. And he hadn't really been a kid since the spider bite. But he was doing okay for himself, he'd made The Spidey Suit 2.0 which didn't look like pajamas so that was a win. And he'd even found a nice warehouse to settle in. And, okay, his boss wasn't really his boss because he wasn't really employed there (that would cause too many questions) but at least he got paid. And he was Spider-Man, except no-one had heard Spider-Man talk for months, not since May had died. But that's okay. He was okay. Yep, everything was just fine.
Until maybe it really wasn't anymore.
(Mostly a self indulgent fic because I got mad that Peter Parker fics made him thermoregulate when they specifically said he couldn't)
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13 Aug 2026
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A Spider in the Iron Den by olivewritesthings
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
05 Sep 2026
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The email came into his inbox on a Tuesday afternoon.
Congratulations Peter Parker!
You have been accepted to the Stark Industries Internship program! As a member of this program, you will get the opportunity to work on important programs among Stark Industries scientists. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow at 3:30 PM.
Thank you,
Pepper PottsNow, this was great for Peter Parker. More than great! It meant that Peter would have something to put on his college applications, and potentially a letter of recommendation, and it meant he would have an actual challenge for once in his life.
This development, however, was not great for Spider-man. Spider-man was being hunted down by the Avengers, which Mr. Stark happened to be a part of. And Peter Parker happened to be Spider-man.
OR: Peter Parker is interining at Stark industries. The spider that bit Peter had a few more effects than it does in canon, including but not limited to: fangs, way worse instincts, and an annoyingly sentient spidey sense