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The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.
They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.
Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.
But they did like his voice.
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- Part 1 of Hear You, Feel You - ZTeam Polycule
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06 Sep 2026
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Robert thought that his life couldn't get any more stressful.
He was wrong. Very very wrong, and it was only the beginning of his lifelong troubles.
But maybe he could have a couple of shiny consolation prizes at the end, if he played his cards right and didn't fold.
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- Part 1 of Can't Get You Out Of My Head
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04 Sep 2026
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It was not a choice he agonized over or even thought twice about.
“It's you or them, Mecha Man. They're villains. Do you really think they deserve to live more than you do?”
Yes. A million times yes.
Robert's caught by a supervillian that gives him a easy choice: he can live, or his reformed heroes can live. To him, it's an easy one.
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04 Sep 2026
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They may know he's Mecha Man, but the Z-team is still curious about their dispatcher. It's just another friendly little bet. So what if the winner gets nearly two grand? Besides, they really want to know what happened to his ear. And what's under those clothes, too.
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- Part 2 of Team Building- Or Something Like That
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04 Sep 2026
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Robert managed to get his team into a pretty exclusive hero bar, expecting nothing more than a nice relaxing night. It's all thrown down the drain like cheap tequila when Robert's ex shows up.
Robert said no fights, but the Z-Team don't take lightly to their dispatcher getting harassed.
Or: The Z-Team makes up for Robert's lack of self-preservation, whether he likes it or not.
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02 Sep 2026