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    A more platonic A/B/O verse where the Reader is the annoying Alpha that follows Bruce around to make sure he doesn't die.

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    The life of Jason Todd, not-quite human, not-quite a god, but has the divinity of life itself.

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    Short Fics based around the Morningstar family, and all the troubles that come with being the first demons of hell.

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    My first attempts for Whumptober! (2023)

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    There are two locations in Crime Alley that everyone knows are neutral territory: JT's Garage, and Flag's Bar situated two blocks over.

    The Alley's run by a Ghost story who goes by that very name and lives up to every rumor told about him; whether this be the blood running down the streets of the Narrows during the gang war waged for the Alley or Ghost's merciless hits against those who defy his order. Even the kind smiles and open rooms without strings attached offered to the citizens of the Alley are true.

    Its been this way for three years now. Ghost has taken over Mask's territory, ran Penguin out, and shut down Two Face's operations. He has worked long and hard enough to secure a foothold and establish a system under his Code.

    And it works. It does.

    Three years is also enough time that Spoiler and Signal, the two newest Bats, begin to get a little too curious about finding out who the elusive Ghost really is.

    (Jason hadn't wanted to get involved with the Bats this time around. He wanted to clean up the Alley, work on cars with Santana, and maybe smoke some weed and drink some beer on the weekends when he wasn't out doing crime-lord shit. Fuck.)

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    11 Apr 2023

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    Absolutely awesome AU!!! Jaybird is a whole lot nicer and easy going than canons fucked attempts; but after dying so many times and being a whole lot older than ya look—it’s no surprise. Gorgeous story with Jason being a cutie to the little ones and everyone loves him. Cant wait to see more interactions!!
    …def getting darker so be aware!!
    Ch28, finally finished but Clift hanger :(

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    "Jay," Bruce stops him, hands up. Jason can't help but let his gaze trace the wrinkles and grays he doesn't recognize, the scars he doesn't know the stories behind. "This is your home. Somehow, when you died, when we all thought you died... it wasn't you. You switched places with yourself from another universe, and that's the universe you've been in since your death."

    Disbelief surges within him and Jason rolls his eyes, scoffing as he leans back against the wall and tries not to show how much the throbbing in his leg is bothering him. It doesn't work, of course. You can't fool Batman.

    OR:

    When Superboy Prime messed with the timeline, he brought Jason Todd back to life by pulling one from another multiverse. One that wasn't supposed to die. That sense of wrongness that's followed Jason around since he was brought back, the little inconsistencies in his memories, it all adds up. What happens when his original Bruce figures it out and snags his boy back? Bruce would do anything for his kids, but how does he repair a trust that he wasn't the one to break?

    Begins directly after RHATO #25.

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    15 Mar 2024

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    13, 43k amazing. cant wait for bruce to see that it was his counterpart that hurt jason. lovelvoelveovelo it.

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    The Bruce-mood. By far, the worst case of Bruce to deal with.

    The previous victims suffering from Bruce-mood would all agree that they prefer lecturing over this chaotic version of the silent
    treatment.

    While in Bruce’s presence, the other bats would also ostracize the outcast in fear of also becoming part of the target of the mood until
    Bruce’s approval to reintegrate them back in the fold.

    There is no cure... unless you ask Jason.

    Or, five times that Jason asked Bruce for a hug to help his family, and one time he asked for himself

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    25 Sep 2022

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    cant wait for this to be finishedddd 6/6. Amazing I loved it!!

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    “This definitely isn’t my universe,” Jason said blankly.

    “What the fuck?” Alternate-Jason asked, his crassness clashing with his neat business attire.

    “Language, Jason,” Martha Wayne chided with a fond smile.

    “Sorry, ma’am.”

     

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    Or… Jason Todd discovers that he can travel through the multiverse (on top of his usual weirdness, ie, immortality) and chaos ensues.

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    16 Apr 2025

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    34/34, so so so good! Lots of canon references which will be confusing if you haven't read comics (but i did bc im sexy and cool LOL), but amazing. The DC vs Vamps cameo, the DCEASED cameo. Looking for a knights of steel cameo mayhaps? Maybe a priest jason todd cameo? Fixing that awful ending of DC vaults robin lives cameo? UGH in love so excited to see how this story progresses!!! And hell yeah getting rid of fridging one person at a time, my love kyle <33

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    Red Hood kept his distance from the Bats. They had something akin to a truce, but they always maintained a healthy level of mutual wariness and animosity. None of them knew him, not in any way that mattered, and he was content keeping things that way.

    Unfortunately, secrets had a way of coming to light.

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    19 Mar 2025

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    22, amazing sstunning. Comic book acurrate other than some cool headcanons, multiple POV and i hate that everyone lowkey hates Jason but its co close to canon that its sad like UGH