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How Does Your Garden Grow by rainedblade
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil (Movie 2026)
25 Oct 2026
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"Sorry for trying to kill you, but it wouldn't have worked, anyway. There's no ammo in this thing, and I'm running low on this one.”
Bryan nearly gives Leon a heart attack when he lifts his shirt and shows a haphazardly stuffed handgun that's sticking out of the waistband of his jeans.
“Don't put that there,” Leon says hurriedly, willing his heart to calm down. He keeps imagining the horror of it going off and blowing clean through Bryan's femur. “And - hey, wait. That's a standard glock that's issued to all American officers. Did you steal that?”
Bryan at least has the decency to blush in embarrassment as he hastily shoves the hem of his shirt back down.
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03 Oct 2026
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She had spent her life reading the stories written in human flesh. She used to think that she knew the language of wounds, the grammar of decay, the punctuation of a life cut short. She thought she understood death.
Then the dead began to walk.
And somewhere in the middle of it all, the man who had already lost everything he once loved met the woman who had never let herself love anything at all.
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18 Jun 2026
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The fall of Voldemort was supposed to be the end. Unfortunately, the fall of the Dark Lord did not bring the peace and recovery the Wizarding World had hoped for. Three years later, when an old curse resurfaces in the heat of battle, Hermione finds herself in a race with time to save herself and the rest of the muggleborns. She must go back to the time that the curse first surfaced to find answers… But answers aren’t the only thing she finds in 1979.
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22 May 2025
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"Let me get this straight", Heisenberg said with an incredulous look over his tinted glasses. "You douse yourself in some herbed booze and figure that's what's healing you?"
"It is", Ethan sneered. "Always has worked."
"No shit. I ask again, Ethan Winters…"The Lord kicked his chair back and watched him wriggle on the floor.
"What the fuck are you?"
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In which Ethan gets killed early in the factory, and Heisenberg is delighted to have another freak to hang out with.Series
- Part 1 of MCU - The Mushroom Cinematic Universe
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22 Apr 2025
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Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.
Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.
Naturally, things escalate. A lot.
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22 Feb 2025