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    So remember in season 6 when Caroline turns off her humanity and then gets pissed when her friends try to get her to turn it back on? What if instead of immediately jumping to torture and murder she just left town to make herself a certain hybrid's problem? Cue wacky hijinks and pining.

    Basically here's a 90k fic nobody asked for but it has to be bad for your health to keep this stuff bottled up, so to keep from getting an ulcer I'm sharing this.

    Loosely set in ssn 6 of TVD and ssn 2 TO but pretty loosely and not cannon compliant. Obviously spoilers for both those series.

    I own nothing and am just a frail human amusing myself and hopefully you. All errors are my own.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    Caroline Salvatore, married into one of New York's most brutal crime families.

    Niklaus Mikaelson, a notorious mob boss who is hell bent on taking down the Slavatores.

    It's an affair for the ages.

    Based on my drabble under the same name.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    He hates her so much that he fills all of his sketchbooks with her face, the way her expression crumples up when she comes, the ‘o’ of her pink lips when he takes her breast into his mouth. He burns every single drawing the second he finishes creating them. It doesn’t make him hate her any less.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    AH-AU. Answer to a Klaroweek prompt. Caroline's spent months planning the perfect Caribbean getaway, the only snag being that Klaus was tagging along. But she'd deal with it (and use Stefan and Rebekah as handy buffers). However, last minute disaster means they have to stay at home. So it's just her, and Klaus. And one suite, with one bed. And twelve days. So not what she'd signed on for.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Caroline's doing her best to forget about that time she and Klaus had bad sex, all in the name of getting their friendship back on track.

    Klaus has other plans.

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    02 Jul 2026