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the more I see you (the more I want you) by Lies_Unfurl for HeyBoy
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Nov 2021
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The first time Sam sees Bucky’s dick, it’s maybe—possibly—well, okay, technically his own fault.
(or: 5 totally, completely, 100% non-sexual times Sam sees Bucky's junk, plus 1 time where things are... not so platonic.)
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13 Sep 2026
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“You’re in heat,” says Bucky.
Of all the ways Sam imagined them meeting—of all the things he thought the hopefully-former Winter Soldier might say to him—this somehow never crossed his mind.
“Yeah,” Sam says. “I noticed.”
(or: Sam and Bucky meet in Europe under very different circumstances.)
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13 Sep 2026
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so raise your glass if you are wrong (in all the right ways) by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
20 Nov 2022
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Bartending lets Selene meet a lot of strange characters. But the accented man in the long coat, who's constantly complaining about how his roommates are obliviously in love with each other? He just might be the strangest.
(For the prompt: "Sam/Bucky getting together, but told through increasingly exasperated exchanges between Zemo, who is trying to get them to see they’re perfect for each other, and the poor hapless bartender of the hole-in-a-wall bar down the street who is just growing used to the weird rich European who drinks their “top-shelf” bourbon while mostly one-sidedly bitching about his roommates/coworkers/parole officers.")
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13 Sep 2026
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the goatfucking paradigm by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
24 Nov 2023
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“A man walks into the bar. The bartender says, ‘Aye, tell me, what’s got you lookin’ so upset?’
“So the man shakes his head and sighs, and then he says, ‘It’s just not fair. I’ve laid down walls all around my village, and do they call me O’Malley the Mason? No. For decades my fields have been blooming and bountiful, but do they call me O’Malley the Farmer? No. I’ve put shoes on more horses than I can count, but do they call me O’Malley the Smith? No! But you fuck one goat…'
“Except I’ve never fucked a goat,” Bucky adds after a moment. “I just shot the president.”
(or: influencer apology video, but it's Bucky Barnes and the Kennedy Assassination.)
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13 Sep 2026
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please heed the call by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
29 Oct 2025
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@HillternsOverheard · 11:48 PM · Sept. 30, 2027
Submission 1384: swear to god I just walked by Rep Barnes in the hallway and he was googling “what is a government shutdown” 💀💀💀
(Captain America, Congressman Barnes, and the great government shutdown of 2027.)
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13 Sep 2026