PrepareToBeMildlyEntertained

a hand is gently touching a black bird with its beak open



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    A few weeks after starting the Nice Guys agency March gets drunk, Healy gets a strange inkling, and Holly watches The Parent Trap.

     

    Not for the first time, Jackson wonders why he agreed to this partnership. But there’s something he can’t quite put his finger on, something about the soft, hapless, helpless way March loves his daughter and knows what a screwup he is, that makes something funny happen inside Jackson’s chest. He hasn’t eaten yet today but it feels almost like his stomach is twisting, like he’s about to do something stupid and completely out of his own control even though Jackson Healy has always prided himself on how well he keeps himself under control.

     

    Not food poisoning, Jackson thinks. March poisoning.

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    Because that's not his hand on his face. And that's not his hair under it, not his nose under it, and definitely not his stubbly beard, because he doesn't fucking have one.

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    Eddie reaches up with one tendril along the side of his face and just… touches him.

    “Wow,” he sighs in amazement. “So that’s how it feels like.”

    “Like what feels like?” Venom bites back, trying to keep his voice even. 

    “Touching you. Like, really touching you.” The tendril makes its way down Venom’s – Eddie’s – neck, tracing his collarbone, almost feather-light. “No retreating, no liquefying whenever you feel like it, just… having you there. The way you have me.”
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    Venom keeps taking control of Eddie’s body without permission. Eddie finally figures out how to return the favor. Bodyswap!fic.

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    Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.

     

    “Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”

    March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”

    “Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”

    “Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”

    For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.

    Incriminating.

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    Five times Healy thinks he might be a little bit in love with March + one time he knows he's head-over-heels.

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