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In which Battat accidentally starts a podcast, trying to answer the big questions: Who is Mike? (Who is the favorite Mike?) What happened to Tenna's ex-partner? And how long can they keep this up before Tenna finds out about... everything?
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sanguine delight by PurplePatchwork for eldermckinley
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
25 Jul 2026
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“Sorry, I’m being weird,” he mumbles.
Connor doesn’t say anything back for a few beats, making Kevin think that perhaps he’ll drop the issue. Then, so quiet he almost doesn’t catch it over the sounds of music and people laughing all around them:
“Pleasurable for both sides.”
Kevin’s cup gets crushed as he seizes up. He’s not quite sure that was meant for his ears. But when he carefully looks to the side, Connor’s already looking back.
“...Would you like to experience it?”
AKA Connor is a vampire and Kevin discovers he's way too into how vampires feed.
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He opens his mouth and is just going to ask, and then he’ll know, and he can put this eternal doubt behind him. Instead what comes out, to his greatest horror, is “What’s wrong with me?”
Or: Kevin doesn't think he knows how to human correctly.
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…Maybe just a quick nap. Just five minutes. Can’t blame him for wanting to indulge in this for a mere five minutes, right? He’ll stay here, tucked against Tenna’s chest, listening to the soothing drone of a large system powering down, that slight ring of static that always accompanies him.
Just five minutes. Then he’ll get out of here. Mike deserves a nap too, after all his hard work.
Just… five…
AKA Tenna is a sad and cuddly drunk, and Battat is too tired to deal with it. Too tired to think of what happens after, too.
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Stanley wakes up to a world in ruin.
A virus raged across the land and took out 2/3 of the world's population. But somewhere, there should still be human settlements to turn to.
Stanley sets out to find one. And he's taking the Narrator with him.
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Tonight’s Relationship is The Writer’s Poorly Disguised Fetish by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
11 Jul 2026
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After years of running, Spamton allows Tenna to help him learn to take care of himself again.
Naturally, with his new body, there are surprises along the way.
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11 Sep 2026
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Tonight’s Relationship Has Been Edited For Content by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
08 Aug 2025
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Tenna and Spamton are suddenly forced to turn a tipsy one-night stand into tech support. Emotions ensue.
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08 Jul 2026
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Afraid of his game becoming outdated, the Narrator decides to update it to better fit "current socio-political trends." However, as a being bound to the Parable with no direct contact with the real world, his understanding of politics comes mostly from random social media users.
Or: The Narrator tries to get a good grade at Woke, and fails miserably.
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01 Apr 2026
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In Which Stanley Discovers The Narrator's Office by WubadubadubIsThatTrue
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
30 Mar 2023
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Maybe, if The Narrator wasn’t doing his absolute best to ignore Stanley’s nonsense, he would have already noticed that something isn’t quite right here. How very easy it is to forget that he has a number; a number that corresponds to an office, no less. Silly man. He should have been more careful.
The Narrator stands and whirls around just in time to see Stanley start to wander in, expecting another empty office. Stanley freezes when he realises that the office is very much not empty.
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- Part 1 of The Stanley Vignettes
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27 Mar 2026
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Sleepless in Kitguli by Crow_Patronus for Mauve_Muse
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
14 Feb 2026
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Kevin is having hell dreams, and finding Connor in the living room watching a movie one night, decides to join him. They get closer and closer…you get the idea :)
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Fluffy Valentine’s Day oneshot!
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27 Mar 2026