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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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    03 Sep 2026

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    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]

    Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?

    [There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]

    Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Ilya knew, right from the very moment he met Shane Hollander, that he would never be good enough for him. He’d seemed so…pristine, when they first met. Untouched. And Ilya knew his unclean hands would only dirty him up. He’s always been selfish, though; his father used to tell him that.

    So it’s no surprise, really, that Shane has finally gotten tired of it. Of him, always needing more from Shane than he deserves - always begging for more than he has earned.

    Ilya would leave himself, too, if he could.

    (Or, five time Ilya thought Shane would leave, and one time he knew he wasn’t going anywhere.)

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    30 Aug 2026

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    “I don’t want to wait anymore,” Shane says. “I need the whole fucking world to know how much I love you.”
    “Shane,” Ilya croaks as Shane reveals a fucking ring box. “What the fuck.”
    “I know you said you wanted to propose to me at the cottage on the dock and I’m sorry for stealing your moment -”
    “No you’re not,” Ilya interrupts, tears flowing freely down his cheeks because Shane Fucking Hollander is down on one knee for him in the middle of the fucking ice rink where they just won the fucking Stanley Cup together. The crowd might be silent or they might be screaming - Ilya has no fucking idea because nothing exists outside of Shane Fucking Hollander on one knee for him at centre ice.

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    Six times Shane surprised Ilya and one time Ilya surprised Shane. Featuring Shane loving Ilya out loud, torturing Ilya with increasingly NSFW selfies, a wedding, and both of them continuing to be surprised by the depth of their love for each other.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    It’s like they think that Ilya's someone to put up with, rather than someone that Shane wants to spend every waking minute of his life with. Someone that is, in every single fucking way, Shane’s person. Someone that knows exactly how to make him laugh and someone he doesn’t have to hide his quirks from and someone who allows his own asshole side to shine when Shane wants it to.

    Shane loves Ilya, is in love with him. It’s just that Ilya is also his best friend.

    Or, 5 times that Shane gets annoyed by people thinking he's supposed to control Ilya, and 1 time he finally says something about it.

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    29 Aug 2026