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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    "So it's a bet?" Jiang Cheng said. "Dance the showcase if you get him, fancy coffee machine if you don't?"

    Wei Wuxian considered the machine. "Fine. You're on. I want it in red."

    "Don't start planning your caffeine overdose yet."

    "It's in the bag," Wei Wuxian said cheerfully. "There's no way they'll match me with someone like Lan Wangji."


    Teaching Lan Wangji to dance in front of the nation for twelve weeks, how hard can that be? Wei Wuxian is about to find out.

    Podfic of Falling to the Rhythm by Selenay. NOW COMPLETE!

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    27 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Lan Wangji can do nothing but stare at the man outside his window. “Wei Ying?”

    “Hey, you remembered!” Wei Ying seems to take that as an invitation because he swings himself through the window. “This is a nice house,” he says as he strides across the room and drops onto the seat beside Lan Wangji. “The whole place is really beautiful. I mean, I’d heard Cloud Recesses was lovely, but the rumors don’t do it justice.”

    “How?” Lan Wangji manages to ask, but his mind goes blank after that single word. There are other words he would like to say. Why is one. Hello is another. What is happening right now would be nice, but he’s too stunned for full sentences.

    Or Lan Wangji falls in love with a cute (possibly poor?) guy named Wei Ying, but suddenly the notorious Yiling Laozu (mysterious, possibly hot under his mask?) wants to marry him. Now Lan Wangji is being wooed by two men, but he's being so brave about it.

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    21 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    HUA CHENG: Banks are also a scam.

    MU QING: I’m literally looking at your bank statements right now.

    HUA CHENG: That’s nothing. We keep the bulk of our fortune buried underground in a safe place.

    MU QING: . . . What exactly did you bury?

    HUA CHENG: Gold bars.

    MU QING: I’m really, seriously going to kill you both.

    OR: mu qing runs a financial advice podcast and hualian are, naturally, the two worst guests he's ever had

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    19 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    16 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Very few jobs give you the perfect storm of moral high ground, manic energy, and being a huge dick to people on the regular that Wei Wuxian finds so satisfying about trauma surgery. However, they don't call it trauma for its psychological wellness. A year of q2 36 hour call would be unbearable if Lan Wangji weren't the other fellow that he shares a call bed with.

    A "What If All The Cultivators Were Surgeons?" AU.

    Podfic of Year Of Night Call by ailuridae (abigailnicole).

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    29 Jun 2026