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Their love began in fourth year, but they knew they wanted, no, needed a third. They’d talked about it, and the only one they both could agree upon was her.
But… how?
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"As she entered her office, she had a sneaking suspicion that Ron was up to something when she saw several red envelopes on her desk.
It had been one day since she left him. One day, and she was already getting howlers from Ron and Molly Weasley.
Ron was incensed about her leaving because, “How dare you leave without telling me!” and “Why didn’t you ever say anything to me?” and “I thought we were so good together!” A whinging howler.
Ugh. Really, Ron? Don’t you ever listen?
Those howlers she could deal with. It was the ones from Molly that came to her office that were the worst. Oh no, Molly couldn’t have sent them to her flat. She just had to let everyone know that “Hermione Granger was a floozy and a cheater,” and “a no-good girlfriend that only thought of herself and no one else.” It wasn’t even original, to be honest.
No one else had given more of themselves to Ron in the past two and a half years. No one but Hermione."
But now Hermione has finally stopped doubting herself and stepped out on her own. Having done so has gained her a couple of "new" friends as well as brought some old ones closer. She's awakened a new self.
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He walks in and finds them not how he left them.
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A one-shot where Draco and Hermione wonder what they might be like in another world. Based on EJAE’s single “In Another World” released December 2025.
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Drabbles and micro-fics.
This first has no specific pairing. Use your imagination as to whom it might be. 😉🥰
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After serving their time under house arrest and probation after the war, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott take a gap year to explore the world outside Wizarding Britain and to learn about themselves away from the Pureblood bullshit they've been raised in. When they find themselves in NYC's West Village, surrounded by Muggles of all kinds, they stumble upon someone they had feared was lost forever... but not forgotten.
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- Part 1 of Shakespeare in Love
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Severus Snape longs to be a father.
Be careful what you wish for!
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"Fuck".
He was out of crushed silverweed.
He'd been certain he'd ordered enough to last the month, but the open drawer held barely enough for a single batch of essence of dittany, let alone the four currently brewing. The next delivery wasn't due for another two weeks, and without it he'd risk losing all four cauldrons.
Which meant he would have to leave the house.
Today."
Five years after the Wizarding War, Draco Malfoy leads a quiet life of self-imposed isolation. His days consist of little more than brewing potions, sleeping, and repeating the same comforting routine.
Inside, he is safe. Nothing changes, and he is safe. Safe is good. Safe is enough.
Until what was meant to be a quick trip to the local apothecary leads to an unexpected reunion with a certain curly-haired witch who, for some unfathomable reason, doesn't seem to hate him at all.
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27 Sep 2026
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Recc'd because of Chaos!Theo. And I'm here for it. ❤️
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At Christmas, what do you give to the wizard who has...nothing? I am very proud to note this was a TPP Featured Story, December 2012
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27 Sep 2026
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*knock knock knock*
"Come in. Ah, Doctor Flintwood, to what do I owe the pleasure?"
"I'm afraid this is no pleasurable matter, sir" the doctor handed over a rather large, stacked file
"... Is this a joke?" asked the nervous man
"I'm afraid not. All the research has been done in multiple different ways, by multiple different professors, scientists, and doctors, myself included... if something isn't done soon-"
The man held up his hand "I understand... I'll call a meeting... speak with the whole Wizengamot. We WILL come up with a solution"
"I hope we do, otherwise, the wizarding world as we know it-"
"Thank you, Doctor Flintwood"
With that, the doctor nodded politely and made his way back to his lab.
The minister fell back into his chair, looking over the multiple tests and results, all pointing to the same conclusion... this isn't good---
as always, I do NOT own a single cannon Harry Potter character... I just use them to tell stories to make it more fun ;)
Bookmarked by RascalMike
22 Jul 2026
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So, another great marriage law fic where Herms has 4 suitors.
Lucius = morning breakfast courting
George = muggle "artifact" date
Harry = Ithica date and meeting Odysseus and Penelope
Draco = first to tell Herms he loves her. First to propose.All have proposed. Now they just have to find a last name. 🤭😉
Start reading at chapter 13. ❤️