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Zuko had always been, admittedly, a little weak for the way Jet touched him. How he would try and tackle him from behind. Push and shove at him, grab at his hair, and drag his teeth over the back of his neck until he shivered. Desperate for when those touches would grow gentle, unhurried in their excavation of Zuko. Jet was always a taker. He touched Zuko like he was his while making it abundantly clear that Zuko was free to take just as much. To consume him.
It was physical, mostly. It was probably the most beautiful mess Zuko had ever made.
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Zuko finds Jet at the same corner spot bodega where it all started. They reminisce and put some things left unsaid back in order. -
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“Suit yourself,” Hazel says through her kettle corn. She wasn’t about to get between PJ and her own thoughts. Her eyes wander as they climb upwards, taking in the rest of the fair and the speckled dots of people spread throughout. “You think there’s better out there for us?”
PJ’s briefly caught off guard, twisting her rings around her fingers, and she looks anywhere but Hazel. “I mean, yeah, there’s gotta be, right?” She shrugs. “There’s always hotter, more attractive, you know, fitter.”
“You just said the exact same thing three fucking times,” Hazel points out, but it’s more of an afterthought, her mind on the meaning behind PJ’s words. It’s shallower than a tub of Krogers Vanilla ice cream, and usually, that doesn’t bother Hazel, but right now, it does. Maybe, it’s the weed, maybe it’s the Maybelline clear mascara Brittany insists she uses to corral her ‘less than ideal’ eyebrows, but she scowls, her knee bouncing as she starts to talk. “What about kinder? Nicer? Maybe people who share more principles in common with you?”
PJ scoffs, but it doesn’t feel like her heart’s in it. “That stuff doesn’t matter. You know that.”
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“Sorry,” she murmurs, tucking her legs back into accommodating a reasonable amount of space. She peaks at her out of the corner of her eye, stupid, perfect white teeth peeking between pretty pink lips. PJ hates her. “Hi, PJ.”
PJ makes a face at her, butterflies making a home in her stomach’s lining. “Do you want something? Is there something I can do for you?” like maybe sit on your dick? She refuses to say the quiet part out loud, hoping that by some miracle, maybe Hazel will understand the intention behind her words.
She misses by a mile, her cheeks going pink as her eyebrows furrow. “Um, no? I think I’m good,” she says, shaking her bangs out of her eyes and seeming to really consider PJ’s question. “Can I let you know if I think of anything?”
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Just four dykes in a pumpkin patch. Maybe some feelings get sorted, maybe some sex happens. -
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“Ow,” PJ says, even though it didn’t really hurt that bad. Wait a minute. “You want me to cut your hair now?”
Hazel swings around from where she was already mounting the stairs. “Whoops, my bad. Is your knee okay?” It takes her a few seconds to catch onto what PJ just said. “I mean, yeah? Why not? We all know Mr. G is gonna forget about the test the moment we walk into class, and even if he doesn’t, we know why women in the 21st century suck.”
PJ nods her head dutifully. “Because you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.”
Hazel clicks her tongue and throws her a thumbs up. She gestures upwards and takes the stairs three at a time. “Bathrooms this way!”
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Oh the Places We'll Go by Ratbitch98
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
23 May 2023
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“Tengen,” he says, slapping at his shoulders as he rouses. “Come on, old man, up.”
Tengen grunts, burying his face in the pillow. “This better be an emergency,” he mumbles, still half asleep.
Inosuke frowns, shaking him once more. He feels a little bad, knowing that once Tengen is up, he won’t be going back to sleep for hours. Still, loathe as he is to admit it, he missed him, so he whacks the back of his skull. “It is.” Tengen lifts a hand to show he’s listening. “I’m hungry.”
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Sick of hearing Hermione’s pining without doing anything about it, Ginny charms a bit of mistletoe to freeze Hermione until she kisses the longtime object of her affections—only the spell goes a little wonky.
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Between the Fall by bekslea (MalfoysMuggleMrs)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
25 May 2025
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You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
When honey flows from Hermione's lips, she doesn't fight the lunacy of how it sounds.
"I can help."
Hermione learns Draco is a Death Eater. She tells no one, chaos ensues, and twenty-five years later, another secret resurfaces.
A story about lies, first loves, and second chances.
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Dramione weaved into canon.
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18 Apr 2026
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No One Asked If I Wanted To Burn by AshesByMoonlight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J.K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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"So where’s your boyfriend tonight?"
"He’s… not my boyfriend anymore."
"Why not?"
"He didn’t want to be."
"Idiot."The war is over. The scars remain. Hogwarts has reopened to give its 8th years a second chance. But healing isn't in textbooks and clean corridors—it’s in shadows, stares, and the unspoken things between ex-enemies.
Draco Malfoy is a fucking mess—sexed-up, sharp-tongued, and heartbroken in ways he won’t say out loud. Hermione Granger is raw, guarded, and has never once asked what she wants. Not sexually. Not emotionally. Not ever.
She doesn’t expect him to look at her like that.
She doesn’t expect to want him back.
But she does want. She wants to know what it’s like to lose control. To be seen. To be touched like it means something.
Draco’s touched everyone. But never like this. Never her.
A story of hate, heat, and the slow, devastating undoing of everything they thought they knew—about themselves, and each other.
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04 Jan 2026
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re·gres·sion: return to a former or less developed state
16 years have passed since the Battle of Hogwarts and the Wizarding world has gained some semblance of peace.
Draco Malfoy is no longer the hot-headed boy he was during the war, but has matured and faced his dark past. However, Draco's growth is tested when occult-like murders rock the DMLE and he is asked to return to England to assist in solving them.
Hermione Granger is still haunted by the ghosts of her past. She works for the DMLE as a rune and ward specialist, but she harbors resentment towards the Ministry of Magic for its lack of progress following Voldemort's defeat.
What happens when Draco and Hermione are assigned as partners to solve the murders? Will they be able to place their differences aside and catch the culprit before another Dark Lord emerges?
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29 Oct 2025
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My eyes were glued to the screen this whole time Jesus christ
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Hermione reluctantly runs a bar. When Draco comes in for a drink one night, he makes his interest immediately and insistently known. But the absolute last thing Hermione needs right now is to shag someone ten years younger than her with biceps bigger than his brain.
…Probably.