ReheatedSpaghoot



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    Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.

    Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.

    They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    So beautiful and adorable, the scenes of Ilya camping in his house almost made me cry. And even though the communication issues are SO frustrating at times, all the angst was worth it for the expression “sad nostalgia wanks.”

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    Sveta
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    I am in love with a virgin

    Ilya was exaggerating for comic effect, of course. He wasn’t in love with Shane Hollander. He was just absolutely infatuated with him and wanted to carry him around in his pocket and also fuck him senseless and then count his freckles while he slept beside him. So not love, just whatever that was, but still. It was a problem.

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    A newly-drafted Ilya Rozanov finds himself transfixed by a beautiful man in the grocery store.

    Newly-single college student Shane Hollander does something uncharacteristically brave.

    Neither of them are prepared for just how out of their depth they're about to be.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    Just a super cute love story about chips - the first WIP I followed from the beginning.

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Legit excellent zombie fic, so immersive I was nervous about zombie attacks for like an hour after reading.

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    Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.

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    Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Super cute, also the source of one of my fave lines (the one about both of them wearing a hoodie at the same time).

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    One of the best I've ever read. Goalie Shane makes so much sense I'm now kind of angry he isn't always one.