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    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    06 Dec 2025

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    “So when I said I’m afraid I’ll fail you…”

    His voice softened to something he didn’t recognize.

    “…I mean, I’ve already failed you once. And I don’t get many second chances.”

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    02 May 2026

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    Stuck on the Puzzle by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition  

    28 May 2016

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    Once, back in Kirkwall, Cullen had an arrangement with a member of the city guard that satisfied his needs. But time changed all things, and he despaired of ever finding a similar arrangement again - that was, until he met The Iron Bull. Problem being that Bull seemed to care far more about sorting out the nitty-gritty of such an arrangement than Cullen ever has.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    23 Aug 2021

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    Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.

    Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.

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    10 Feb 2025

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    Pinned and Needled by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

    26 Nov 2023

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    Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.

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    15 Apr 2024

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    Oh my goodness

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    Plugged by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    26 May 2022

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

    ~*~*~

    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    13 May 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Porny porn