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    David Hollander knows that he’s supposed to hate Ilya Rozanov. Yuna has laid it out for him several times in painstaking detail, twice with the help of a slide deck on her computer. David can name many of the reasons he’s supposed to hate Ilya Rozanov...

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    21 Oct 2026

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    Language was mistake.

    Honeybees communicate by dancing. Works for them, lets them figure out where good flowers are. Ants do it with smells, little chemical trails on the ground to get back to food source. There’s a monkey that screams different for leopards than eagles – different sound for different predator.

    People, though. People have too many words, too many languages, and Ilya is very, very tired.

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    21 Oct 2026

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    Leading up to the All-Star game, Ilya realizes he's never seen Shane's pre-game rituals. He's totally normal about it.

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    21 Oct 2026

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    Ilya was holding a baby and his first thought was how she reflected Shane.

    How the fuck was Shane supposed to cope with that?

    Shane stared at the ground, trying to manage his breathing and the scarily persistent thought of I want to give him a baby holy shit.

    -- kinktober 2026 d19 prompt: daddy kink

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    19 Oct 2026

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    Harris: So, you know that cooking video I had Troy and Shane make?

    Ilya: Yes?

    Harris: It's genuinely one of the most painful things I've ever seen on camera.

    Harris: Like I've seen horror movies that made me feel more at ease than this.

    Ilya: Were you expecting anything less?

    Ilya: They are the biggest disasters we know.

    Ilya: **Affectionate**

    Harris: I mean, I guess I was just hoping it'd be super cute, you know?

    Harris: Two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parm? You can't go wrong, right?

    Ilya: Except when your two buff gay elite jocks cooking chicken parmesan are Shane 'small talk is a disease' Hollander and Troy 'awkward is a lifestyle' Barrett.

    Harris: Yeah, I should have known.

    Harris: This is what I get for being an optimist.

    Harris: And a greedy gay man who wants to edit videos of hot men cooking good food.

    Harris: Want to do a voice over for me so maybe I can salvage this?

    Ilya: Of course.

    Ilya: Any parameters?

    Harris: Oh, you know. Just don't embarrass me too much.

    Ilya: Send it to me and I will get it done ❤️

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