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    He doesn’t mean for it to happen that way. He sees the asphalt before he reaches it.

    He thinks, Ilya.

    He doesn’t remember much after that.

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    SHANE HOLLANDER, CAPTAIN OF MONTREAL METROS, FOUND UNRESPONSIVE AFTER FALLING FROM APARTMENT BALCONY
    The incident occurred mere hours after rumors of the hockey star’s sexuality started circulating, stemming from an online video of a private conversation between the young captain and actress Rose Landry. There is no update on his current status after being moved to…

    Or, Shane gets outed and accidentally hurts himself, the world thinks he's tried to end his life, and Ilya struggles to come to terms with mortality in more than one sense of the word.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    @ESPN:

    Shane Hollander is said to be forming a new rivalry with Detroit’s Aaron Matthews. Several NHL inside sources have confirmed that Hollander is...[link]

     

    @AlwaysOnTheIce:

    Guys, is Rozanov texting...Hollander??

    [Image of Rozanov’s phone with the following texts visible]

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    What is this? Fucking Aaron Matthews?

    Oh so you have new rival?

    You are going to be in scoring race with Matthews now? I do not think is what you want.

    You know its all made up.

    Just the league and their angles. Its not anything

    Ah but you knew about this hmm? You know and you say nothing?

    You are cheating on me now

    And with him

    He is not even good

    Oh my god, you are ridiculous

    I am not cheating on you

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    @RozanovWatch:

    What in the...

     

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    11 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander wasn’t stupid. He knew his body was changing. It was hard to ignore the imperfections that made him question if he truly had any control left and made him unable to look at his body without feeling disgusted, but he wasn’t pregnant.

    He couldn’t be.

    He was an omega. Ilya was an omega. It was impossible. Biology didn’t work that way.

    However, he learned far too late that impossible didn’t mean much to Ilya Rozanov.

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    Shane Hollander doesn’t realize he is pregnant until he is giving birth and, despite only giving birth to one child, he somehow ends up with two.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    <3

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    Shane opens his eyes and tears spill onto his pillow and into Ilya’s hand. He has that apologetic stare again. He says, “Love you.”

    “Nothing in the world could make me stop loving you,” Ilya says. “Do you understand?”

    With hesitation, his eyes darting around, Shane breathes out, “I understand.”

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    05 Aug 2026

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    In the far flung year of 2046 Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is known as a beloved fuzzy media personality, husband, and father. This continues to baffle his long time fans. If they didn't learn the lesson from #whorelore that this man used to be an absolute menace, they'll just have to keep going.

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    You're telling me there's HOW many pictures of him about to bone down at clubs? The guy who I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) could have unironically be written about? That guy? No fucking way.

    Yes way.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are outed via fanmail. This is a random user's twitter timeline.

    (Or, most people have zero idea who these hockey guys are. Wait? Is that the Rolex guy?)

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    01 Aug 2026

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    “Why are you out here alone?” Ilya asks. “Who left you here?”

    Hesitantly, Shane’s eyes cast up at the apartment building. Ilya follows his gaze, confused.

    “I’m sorry,” Shane says softly, “I went home with someone.”

    Ilya’s head snaps in his direction. “What?”

     

    -an episode 4 au where shane goes home with the bartender instead of rose, and it goes very, very poorly-

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    01 Aug 2026

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    It only took basically a decade but Shane finally has Ilya in every aspect. He should be celebrating and enjoying it, should be focused on slotting into his new team in Ottawa. Instead he's watching the news cycle with bated breath, waiting for the inevitable moment that his name pops up alongside words like "victim" and "Dallas Kent."

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    29 Jul 2026

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    C14

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    Ilya opened one of his messages.

    Have you seen the news?
    Ilya, call me. Now.
    Please tell me you already fucking know.
    Jesus Christ, man.

    That was it. No context. No explanation. Just panic wrapped in vague bullshit.

    His jaw locked. “Are you fucking serious right now,” he muttered, thumb scrolling harder than necessary. Say it or don’t, you assholes. The half-answers made his skin crawl. It felt like they were all circling something awful, whispering around it, waiting for him to step close enough to get hit.

    His chest felt tight now, pressure building, so he did the one thing that made sense. He opened social media.

    Shane Hollander’s name was everywhere.

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    Shane was hurt in ways everyone could see, and in ways only Ilya would carry.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    C2

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    Ali @shanehollanderfanpage24
    Can we PLEASE!! cancel Ilya Rozanov already, that man is the most bigoted guy in the whole fucking sport (AND REMEMBER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOCKEY HERE, BIGOTED SPORT NR1!!!). I am SO TIRED of people acting like that guy would be some kind of Gay ally???

    Or: everyone on ice hockey twitter somehow convinces themselves that Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are homophobic (and also best friends).

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    29 Jul 2026

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    Yuna: [harrumphing] Well, then, why am I getting phone calls from Rolex and Reebox about tweets under the ‘hashtag hockey boy quitter’ tag because you don’t know how to treat a woman in the bedroom-

    David: [awkwardly] I thought I taught you better than this, son. A woman’s pleasure is just as important as yours, I told you this at sixteen we first had the birds and the bees conversation-

    Shane: [choking] Oh my God, please stop! Will you guys just listen for one second?

    Yuna: I don’t want to hear any excuses-

    David: Don’t raise your voice at me, young man-

    Shane: [he lets out a frustrated yell] JUST LISTEN-

    Yuna: [sounding shocked] Shane!

    Shane: [shouting] I’M GAY!

    (shane goes viral for rude texts to ‘lily’. women from his past come forward with stories of their own. cue the internet on a witchhunt, an embarrassing coming out, and shane having the worst day of his life)

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    28 Jul 2026

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    zuko nation @yaoionice

    tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for others

    oh captain my captain @jimothykirk

    Replying to @yaoionice

    RIGHT like i think love might be real

    dani @danisqueerbar

    Replying to @jimothykirk

    we found love in a hopeless place (rozanov’s dms)

     

    Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Perez Hilton ✅ @PerezHilton

    Viral: Married "gay" hockey star Ilya Rozanov caught IN PUBLIC sexting mystery woman. WITH RECEIPTS!

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    28 Jul 2026

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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Hilarious

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    Prompt from Twitter: Boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them it was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest bug

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    28 Jul 2026

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    When Rolex gifts Shane seats at Wimbledon, he accepts. He sits in the Royal Box with his parents, next to the Swedish Princess they so desperately wanted him to talk to. He would hate it, if it were not for the tennis he was watching. Well, it's not the tennis he's interested in, it's the players—one player.

    Ilya Rozanov is on court, and he is breathtaking. Is Shane imagining things or does he keep trying to catch his eye?

    Or, Shane Hollander is still a hockey player but Ilya Rozanov is a professional tennis player. They find each other and fall in love anyway.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    C3

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    Shane is a Giant Pacific Octopus. Ilya is a Leopard Shark.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    It’s like they think that Ilya's someone to put up with, rather than someone that Shane wants to spend every waking minute of his life with. Someone that is, in every single fucking way, Shane’s person. Someone that knows exactly how to make him laugh and someone he doesn’t have to hide his quirks from and someone who allows his own asshole side to shine when Shane wants it to.

    Shane loves Ilya, is in love with him. It’s just that Ilya is also his best friend.

    Or, 5 times that Shane gets annoyed by people thinking he's supposed to control Ilya, and 1 time he finally says something about it.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Two years of playing together, and it still hit him every time. The casualness of it. My husband. Said out loud, in public. After years of hiding—stolen moments in hotel rooms, careful distance in public, the constant exhausting performance of just teammates, just rivals, nothing to see here—now Ilya could say it like it was nothing. Like it was easy, like it was the most natural thing in the world.

    Because it was. Finally.

    In which Ilya Hollander-Rozanov cannot shut up about his husband. (Subtitled: No one asked, Ilya. Ilya. No one asked.)

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander didn't mean to become a gay icon, he meant to become a hockey player. The gay thing was just...incidental, or whatever. Who better to help him cope with this mixed bag of deeply complicated emotions and inadvertent responsibility while introducing Shane to the joyous parts of Queer Culture than a group chat with queer hockey players and the substantially better halves?

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    25 Jul 2026

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