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    Omegas were supposed to be subservient. They were supposed to wait at home, caring for young pups and tending to the family. Their heats were unbearable, satisfied only by an alpha’s knot, unable to think of anything but the thought of being bred.

    Sephiroth held the ice pack to his head, scowling dangerously at the computer screen.

    Utter bullshit.

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    You are a young, talented materia developer working in Shinra’s Weapons Department as an extension of the Science Department; when a near death experience leads you to inadvertently develop a mysterious, enigmatic materia, you find yourself in turn developing a friendship with the last person you would have expected.

    JUN 7, 2026: I am still working on this fic! I've had a LOT of personal things to work through but I'm back to being myself again Mostly probably so I've picked it back up! Thank you all for your patience c:

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    Anxiety grips him and his mind screams at him to leave immediately. Only, his feet are rooted to the floor and they refuse to move, because he feels like he’s seen the man in the photos before. He’s never seen the pretty woman, he knows she’s a stranger, but something in his hazy brain nags at him, whispers, ‘He kind of looks like you.’

    He doesn’t have time to pick apart the impossibilities or implications of that thought, because he can hear movement, like someone's coming toward him. So, he readies his pistol, braces for a fight, and keeps his eyes trained on the doorway. Footsteps approach slowly, followed by a soft feminine voice that calls out, “Is that you, Leon? I thought I was coming to pick you up from the airport?”

    Leon? That's his name. There’s a lady in his apartment that just said his name.

    Or, Leon wakes up in a bar in Washington D.C. four days after the events of Resident Evil 4. He goes home only to find that things are different. There’s a woman in his apartment that claims it’s actually 2026 and not 2004, she also claims to be married to him— or to the older, alternate reality version of him who's supposed to be on his way home. Set after RE4 and RE9.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    Satoru watched with tranquil rage as he took a bite of the mochi, taking his sweet time chewing. He swallowed and dabbed at his mouth with a napkin procured from fuck knows where, and then—

    He smiled serenely and committed his most unforgivable act of the night yet.

    “Sweets were better in the Heian Era.”

    Satoru mirrored his serene smile and raised a hand in the sign for Purple.

     

    Alternatively: Modulo Yuuji travels back in time.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    All she wanted was to beat Resident Evil 2 on Hardcore mode.

    What she got instead?

    Repeated deaths. Terrible aim. Zero ammo. And a very personal, growing hatred for Mr. X.

    After an entire weekend of suffering, she decided to go out, touch some grass, and maybe eat something that wasn’t instant noodles.

    Big mistake.

    Because somewhere between “I need fresh air” and “why are those dogs staring at me like that?”… she ended up running for her life.

    And when she ducks into an alley to escape?

    She finds a gas station that shouldn’t exist.
    One that looks way too familiar.
    One that leads her straight into the worst night of her life—

    —and right into Leon S. Kennedy.

    Now, trapped inside the game she couldn’t even beat, she has two problems:

    1. Survive Raccoon City.
    2. Try not to get emotionally attached to a man who technically isn’t real.

    (Spoiler: it’s already too late.)

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    12 Aug 2026