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    "You mean…" The wicked grin of insurance fraud stretched Wolfwood's lips around the cigarette. "There might be a way for you to finally get some well-deserved cash back outta those Bernadelli bastards, and for me to resolve my current predicament without havin' to sell a kidney or two?"
    "Entirely mutually beneficial." Vash smiled angelically. "And really, I think Bernardelli will still turn a profit on me. It's very pricey insurance."
    "Ya should really cancel that package."
    "And make Milly cry!?" Vash gasped dramatically. "Oh, you monster."

     

    Or: a story about contracts (of insurance and of marriage), about jokes (that are perhaps not funny at all), and - of course - about love.

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    15 Oct 2026

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    A fic so funny i had to be careful not to rip my stitches with laughing. Probably the funniest fic I've read in recent memory.

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    “I’m an angel,” the angel says, doing jazz hands a little pathetically. “It means I’m here to save you. Don’t you remember me? We met that day in the records room, but I understand if you don’t remember. You were a little distracted.”

    “I was a little distracted being stabbed,” Al-Haitham says unbelievingly. “Also, angels aren’t real.”

    In which Kaveh is an angel, Al-Haitham is a disgruntled working man, and this can't end any way but badly.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    SO GOOD‼️‼️‼️That angst with a happy ending tag is NOT to be disregarded. This shit WILL make you cry. Do NOT disregard the word count either. 50k oneshots do things to ur soul. Kavetham are so cute and silly and sickeningly in love and also just wonderfully written. This whole fic is wonderfully written. Also! Haitham and nilou friendship! A very funny, very sad, but mostly VERY sweet fic. ❤

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    “You’re teaching him to shoot a gun?”
    “That is my specialty, but right now we are focusing on knives and other projectiles. Guns will be during month 4.”
    “He’s 14.”
    “I learned to shoot at 13. Your point?”

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    The Mentor Snipe fic that has been living in my brain rent-free for over 4 months now.

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    10 Nov 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This fic is so silly. Its so sad. Its so everything. Im in love.