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    When the Decepticon Justice Division discovers Air Commander Starscream half-wrecked and floating in space, Tarn has no choice but to take him in. He isn’t on the list; they can’t rip him apart as his traitorous frame deserves. That doesn’t stop Tarn from coveting Starscream for his collection. He is, after all, an extremely important artifact in the history of the Decepticon cause.

    They’ll have to argue about poetry instead.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Me Grimlock crush enemies,” he rumbles, “but Starscream not worth effort.”

    Starscream gawks. He doesn't know if he's more offended or relieved.

    Excuse me?”

    “Pathetic. Small. Weak.” Grimlock shakes his helm dismissively, tail thudding against the dirt like a gavel. “Not challenge. Not fun.”

    Starscream bristles, indignant despite the situation.

    ‘Not fun’? I’ll have you know-”

    “Quiet.” Grimlock growls, turning away. His tail knocks a tree over. He doesn't seem to notice. “Stay out of Grimlock’s way. Or next time, Starscream not be so lucky.”

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    Starscream crash lands on Dinobot Island. The only way he's going to survive long enough to get off the Primus-forsaken rock is to somehow convince an apex predator to protect him.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    In a moment of brilliant madness, the marketing director of a popular soft-drink company uses the likeness of a known Decepticon war-criminal in an extremely successful marketing campaign to promote their brand-new energy drink, RocketFuel.

    Not even the Autobots are immune to it's appeal. 

    Starscream isn't much of a fan though.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    The Command Trine discover social media.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    "They're Autobots!"

    "So?"

    "So?! This is a Decepticon car wash! We can't have Autobots coming to a Decepticon car wash!"

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    26 Nov 2025