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But Goddammit, Art Is for Amateurs! by SemiDecentPoet
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
28 Aug 2025
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Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street
Gonna take on the world someday
—————————————————————Join Chip, Jay, and Gillion as they more or less (erring on the side of less) follow canon but as a rock band on the run from the cops!!
Fic title is from "Art Is for Amateurs" by Jam Mechanics (Bug Hunter and the Narcissist Cookbook)
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“Hey, Q!” Sapnap calls. “This cute thing won’t come off!”
“Sap, what the hell is that?” Quackity nearly squawks.
“I dunno! It just latched onto me,” Sapnap giggles, hands hovering at his sides. “It’s cute, right?”
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In which Sapnap inherits a cabin from his estranged great aunt, he and Quackity go on a hike in the woods, and a loopy purple person(?) latches onto them and won't let go.
But he's cute, so it's fine.
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An (amateur) exercise in Chekhov's gun featuring Karlnapity. Inspired by this post on Twitter by @chaikavsky: How They Met
UNFINISHED DUE TO WILBUR SOOT BEING AN ABUSIVE DICKHEAD
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She turns her gaze away from the dark water to the crow’s nest. The lookout jabs their finger towards the dense fog ahead where the island—if it’s big enough to be called that—steadily emerges. To any other ship sailing by, it would be disregarded as merely a sign of a larger landmass nearby, if noticed at all. To any other captain, it would not be a reason to drop anchor.
She smirks and huffs out a quiet laugh.
Puffy is not any other captain.
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Ever since she found her old ship beached in a far corner of the Dream SMP, Captain Puffy has been having vivid flashbacks of adventures from a time before TNT and grieving nations, before eggs and betrayal.
AKA, in which I try to make something out of the meager morsel of lore Puffy has left us, featuring a couple of bards who are captivated by this captain's call.
————ON HIATUS BC WTF DO PIRATES EVEN DO??————
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Killer Plants from Outer Space! by cowboyjimkirk
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
28 Nov 2020
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Jim's five the first time he coughs up a flower. Years later, he'll think that it was a long time coming.
For those who aren't aware (because I'm not sure how common the Hanahaki trope is): Hanahaki is a fictional disease that entails flowers blooming in a character's stomach and/or lungs as the result of unrequited love. Typically, the character either finds love that is requited or succumbs to the disease and DIES.
This is Hanahaki with a twist.
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Bookmarked by SemiDecentPoet
14 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I know so very little ab Star Trek, this still made me weep (ba-dum, chhh — BANG *I fall to the floor, shot thru the heart*), 15/10, would recommend for when you want your heart ripped out of your chest then stuffed back in
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Somebody to Love by Bookwormgal for Feekins
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 May 2020
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Everyone knows that demons can’t feel love. It was one of those well-established facts that no one even bothered to doubt anymore. The sky is blue, the Ineffable Plan was beyond comprehension or understanding, angels do not question or doubt Her commands, and demons can’t love. Angels could sense love and none of them ever sensed love in the presence of demons. Everyone considered that to be conclusive evidence and moved on. Believing otherwise was foolish and a waste of time.
But while it was considered an unquestionable fact of the universe, it wasn’t quite accurate. Demons were perfectly capable of feeling love. Any form of love. Despite common knowledge and despite the fact that the Fall ensured that they could no longer sense Her love, demons can experience love.
What demons can’t do, however, is feel love and survive.
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Bookmarked by SemiDecentPoet
13 Sep 2026
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"Gaius sighed, 'That’s the problem, my boy. It’s so rare that it hasn’t been seen in over a generation. The only account I could find was limited. The patient had fallen in love with a married man who did not love her, and she had started to develop a cough that had produced flowers rather than mucus. A post-mortem examination found that a flower had magically planted itself in the woman’s lungs and had wrapped around her heart.'"
In which Merlin develops Hanahaki disease, but mysteriously does not die from it.
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Bookmarked by SemiDecentPoet
13 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Interesting depiction of hanahaki as a chronic condition, good shit
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There is a big difference between a trans man exploring his identity/sexuality through fanfiction, and a cis writer misrepresenting what it means to be FTM. If you're a cis writer with the best of intentions, I hope these guidelines and resources will assist you in improving your treatment of trans men.
Chapter 1: Writing Guide, FTM Anatomy.
Chapter 2: Gallery of Trans Men.
Chapter 3: FTM Media Recommendations.
Chapter 4: Racism in Trans Headcanons.This guide was originally posted on my old account, which has since been deleted due to transphobic comments, including threats of violence. I have posted it again anyway, because I take this matter very seriously. Do not repost, copy, or in any way plagiarise this guide. But please feel free to share a link to it, so that cis authors can improve the way that they depict trans men. I have tagged characters which are discussed in the guide, and are therefore relevant. If you encounter this guide while browsing those tags, that's why.
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- Part 4 of Original FTM Works
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Bookmarked by SemiDecentPoet
08 Sep 2026
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is this a forest? 'cuz there sure is a lot of pine by reptilianraven
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
01 Aug 2017
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"How do you say ‘I love you’?”
“Oh, wow, holy shit,” Michael coughs. Is his face warm? It better fucking not be. Pull yourself together, Mell. Breathe. “Where’d this sudden romantic side of you come from?”
Jeremy, uncharacteristically calm, shrugs. “I figure it could be a nice icebreaker for Christine, or something? I don’t know. It’s stupid, you don’t have to tea—”
“Mahal kita,” Michael says. The things he does for this boy. This boy. “I love you in Tagalog is mahal kita.”
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The misadventures of Michael Mell, pining best friend extraordinaire.
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Bookmarked by SemiDecentPoet
07 Sep 2026
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Language things mixed in with the pining!!!