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You’re The One That I Need (i’m the one that you loathe) by CloudyIsle07
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Aug 2026
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1956. The Golden Age of Television.
TV star Vincent Whittman thinks he's in control of his life, his crimes, his spotlight. The one thing he can't control? The weather.An unexpected storm delays his flight home, stranding Vincent in New Orleans, Louisiana. There he meets Alastor Hartfelt, a striking man with an uncanny ability to unravel his sense of control, yet complete him all the same. However, the chance encounter sends Vincent spiraling into sleepless nights plagued by cryptic dreams—and soon clipped onto two leashes, tugged between Alastor and a hellish, smiling entity.
What's more, when tasked with accomplishing a vague, but important goal, Vincent is forced to reconsider what he wants not from his current life, but his inevitable afterlife. Murder, demonic rituals, and romance ensues over a battle to win back freedom before he gets to that point.
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04 Aug 2026
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DNSJHGGGHJ PURE PERFECTION!??? GREATEST FIRST CH OF ALL WTF
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His driver’s side door swings open.
”FUCK!” Vincent yelps, nearly jumping into the passengers seat as he keels back on top of his glove department.
“Who the hell are you?! You know, it’s not really common courtesy to go around whipping open car doors—“ Vincent shouts.
Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Was this the cops? He was so fucked. Shit. Shit. Shit. Play it off. Play it off.
“Do you have a spare?”
“…Excuse me?”
“A smoke.”
Vincent blinks a few times.
“Yeah…? I don’t have a lighter—“
“I do.”
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Alastor and Vincent are forced to share the spotlight for an hour twice a week on Tuesday and Friday evenings.
Two attention-seeking, narcissistic, strapped-for-money, and murderous egomaniacs sharing— and, wild surprise, both hate it.
They both know how to fix their issue.
Neither knows the other has the same idea.
And neither knows just how deeply entangled their lives have been before sharing cigarettes and a lighter.
Whether or not it was their own paths crossing only the night prior over a dead body in the bayou, or the paths of their fathers before the two were even born.
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One year after Weirdmageddon, the Axolotl has returned Bill Cipher to Gravity Falls, intending to trial a new community rehabilitation program to refine the Theraprism's current failing methodologies. Embodied within the dispersed and recycled molecules of the human vessel Stanford Pines built for him 30 years ago, Bill Cipher is determined to show those bigwigs on the Theraprism board of directors what he's capable of.
Driven by the enduring need to spit in the face of authority Bill must apply himself to the task of delivering sincere and meaningful apologies to every creature he wronged in Gravity Falls to prove his penance to the townsfolk.
He intends to do this better than anyone ever has, had, or will and he has until the end of summer to prove he's truly sorry.
It'll take a scheme of epic proportions to pull this off before the summer's end. Luckily, scheming is what Bill does best. How BADS could it be?
The sequel to Knowing Me Knowing You. Inspired by
ABBABABBA.Series
- Part 3 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.
A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.
But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?
A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
Inspired by
ABBABABBA.Series
- Part 1 of Knowing Me Knowing You
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14 Aug 2026
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Bill Cipher has not been doing well in theraprism.
In fact, he's made such little progress that The Axolotl is no longer sure if he can be redeemed.
Bill is given one last chance: return to Gravity Falls to make amends with the Pines family and prove he can change or be permanently erased from the fabric of the universe.
He jumps at the opportunity, confident he can find a way out of his agreement, but with the Pines keeping so close an eye on him, will he succeed? Or will his new human condition bring about a change of heart he hadn't anticipated?Alternatively:
The Pines try to teach a trillion year old dream demon about love and empathy.As of right now, I’m updating this every other Sunday. If you want to know about any delays, early updates, or to come interact and check out some cool fanart, you can find me here!
https://www.tumblr.com/sapphosscribeHIATUS IS OVER!! New Chapters every two weeks!!
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- Part 1 of A Human Condition Verse
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Bookmarked by Shadw
16 Aug 2026

