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    Back from her life abroad and accepting a job at the Ministry, Hermione returns to Wizarding Britain just in time for Christmas and she's having a great time catching up with old friends.

    End Game is Sirimione

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    25 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    When Hermione first suggested a cabin in Siberia for their honeymoon, Draco had barked out a laugh, assuming she was joking. After zero reaction, he attempted to crack a few jokes about frozen bollocks, but she'd simply risen a singular eyebrow, remaining silent.

    Surely she was kidding?

    Playing her game, or so he thought, he inquired if naked snow angels would be required, and if he could fuck her with an icicle. She had only flattened her lips, crossing her arms. Her lack of response unnerved him. He'd spluttered out a flabbergasted, "You're serious?"

    She sighed and launched into a long rant about the magical importance of the tundra and rare plants that could survive in subzero temperatures.

    He was but a delicate flower himself, and he couldn't survive five minutes there if he tried.

    But what Hermione wants, Hermione gets.

    Only he was in for the surprise of a lifetime.

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    25 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Hermione discovers just how well Harry and Draco are getting along when she walks in on them being... friendly.

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    25 Oct 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    "What do you mean, you've never tried it?" Ginny looked aghast at her best friend. "You of all people should've figured it out, being Muggleborn and all."

    Hermione scoffed. "What does me being Muggleborn have to do with it?"

    Ginny rolled her eyes. "Because Muggles have actual vibrators."

    Hermione could hear the unspoken "duh".

    Ginny was right; she probably should've realized you could set your wand to vibrate and use it to get yourself off. But honestly, Hermione had been so focused on studying for her NEWTs that sexual relief, alone or with someone else, wasn't on her mind.

    Until now.

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    25 Oct 2026

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    Theodore Nott has two best friends. They're dating each other. And they're the most cautious people he knows.
    He thinks it could be time to bring them out of their shells, just a little.
    And what's sipping a little veritaserum to reveal your deepest, darkest kink amongst friends?

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    The first time Theo watched his best friends fuck, it was sheer brilliance on his part.

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    24 Oct 2026