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i heed not (or; sleeping in the kitchen) by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I'm Human - Andrews
04 Dec 2025
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“Without you,” they said, “I am nothing. Your home, your company, this work— it was my iron lung. My dialysis machine. It meant more to me than the world, and I would preserve it even to the suppression of my desires. What desires? In this house I longed for nothing.”
They traced the line of the Duke’s carotid with their thumbnail. He shivered.
“But you smashed it with a hammer. You filled it up with dirt. You killed me.”
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The Duke, Marlowe, a marriage story and a turn-of-the-century affair.
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- Part 3 of i cannot be, lady, alone
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i've done it again, one year in every ten by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
09 May 2025
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"In sickness and in health, from death till destruction, forever and anon, this one’s mine."
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The Duke gets married.
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- Part 2 of i cannot be, lady, alone
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no means I find, to rid him from my breast by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
30 Apr 2025
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“Of course, I’ll have to kill him in the morning.”
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Excerpts from the vampire Marlowe’s journal, 1441-1451.
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- Part 1 of i cannot be, lady, alone
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i cannot be, lady, alone by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandom Bite Me I'm Human - Andrews, Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
04 Dec 2025
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A sad, gothic pre-canon AU wherein Marlowe turns the Duke. Title from Poe's "To M--"
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manage me (i'm a mess) by technically_direct
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Jan 2021
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The thing about Eddie, right, is that he's kinda an enormous fuckup. And it's starting to catch up to him a bit.
For real, the BEST thing to happen in those six months after he and Anne broke up was getting an alien parasite, and that was accounting for the whole 'it was eating his organs' thing.
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09 Apr 2021
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genuinely god-tier, there's no point in watching the venom sequels just read this and be happy
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A concussion and a missing ring finger along with the ring and stone silence from his husband.
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His name is Niall.
His name is Niall, and he has a brother. A brother who is on his way to see him right now. Not to pick him up and take him home, he’s reminded. They need a few more days of testing and imaging to make sure his brain isn’t going to bleed into his skull and kill him, but at least now there is someone who can put him back where he is meant to be. Who knew where that was. Who he was.
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Niall and Ruben's near-14 year reunion goes a bit differently after Niall takes a bat to the head in a seedy motel room and forgets who he is.
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In the spring of 2020, Niall writes about Ruben.
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You grit your teeth and say: That's brilliant, son. About fucking time. You whistle when he admits how much he got for the advance, all shy. Thank him for coming, ask for updates on your mother's condition, ask after Lori. You stumble back to your cell and fall into your cot with a huff. You wasted another visit being mad. Now there was no more Niall ‘til next month.
You know you should be happy for your brother. Up until now he couldn't help but be a fuck up, could he? You’re both more similar in that regard than you'd like to believe. Unlike him, though, you usually manage to build things up a little before they completely collapse.
After a visit from Niall, Ruben has some time to think about the past.