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    ‘Erm.’ Tobirama cleared his throat to get his attention. ‘It has been brought to my attention that you are looking to be wed.’ He finally spoke up in a carefully measured voice.

    This time, Madara definitely choked on his own spit, his thoughts coming up to a screeching halt. Coughing a few times, he hurriedly reached for a handkerchief to prevent another disaster from happening. One careless fiasco with his brother was enough, he didn’t need the whole village gossiping about his pining, thank you very much.

    ‘I’ll do it.’ Tobirama offered quickly.

    For a few beats, Madara just gaped like a fish, his mouth parched. Surely, he must have misheard. Surely Tobirama hasn't actually proposed what he thought he did. Right? ‘I beg your pardon?’

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    It was better for all involved if Senju Butsuma let the world think he’d had four sons for as long as possible. In truth, it wasn’t until his third child that he had a boy—and this changes things.

    These changes in the Senju sisters’ and Uchiha brothers’ dynamics lead to very different circumstances surrounding Konoha’s founding. One stipulation for two clans entering a historic alliance while on equal footing?

    Marriage.

    And unfortunately, it can’t be between the ones who’d want it.

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    Or: Hashirama and Tobirama being women changes just enough that Izuna is spared—but when that means being married to his rival while waiting for Madara and Hashirama's peace experiment to blow up in their faces, maybe Izuna really would’ve preferred death. Tobirama isn’t thrilled, either. It’s a long road toward marital bliss.

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    "The cut from the Hagoromo," Tobirama says, and then pauses, as if somehow that's all he needs to say.

    "The one on your finger?" Madara prompts. "The one so shallow it didn't even bleed?"

    "Tch." Tobirama's gaze swings up from disdainfully glaring at the crumpled Hagoromo corpses below to meet Madara's eyes, no fear in him at all. Arrogant, brilliant, infuriating - how can this man have no problem going toe to toe with Madara in the council chamber, fight beside him and keep up, and yet get compromised by a papercut? "It's poison."

    He packs away his kit with efficient movements, preempting Madara's reaction by continuing,

    "An adapted and updated version of their aphrodisiac, most likely; the chemical signature is closest to it."

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    Madara and Tobirama get sent on a mission to try and learn to work together. They weren't expecting the aphrodisiacs, or just what 'working together' would have to mean.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    “To improve relations between the clans, and to serve as a visible reminder of your peace agreement, however forced it may be, I have decreed that Uchiha Madara must wed a Senju.” The daimyo sits back in his throne and fans himself, completely unconcerned, while the words resound in Madara’s ears and rage grows into a consuming conflagration within him.

    Hashirama is staring up at the daimyo, mouthing something, that if it echoes Madara’s feelings, is likely “what the fuck?” The two negotiators glance at each other in utter bafflement, as shocked as the rest of them, and Madara readies himself to rise and take the daimyo’s throat in his fist.

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    I (25M) walked in on my roommate (23M) masturbating in the living room and now I can’t stop thinking about it because I’m also in love with him.

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    In which Madara consults Reddit about a crisis and accidentally gets a boyfriend out of it.

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    29 Aug 2026