Shmaylor
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“I lodged the forms online straight after the draft, so I’m not sure why there’s an issue. It’s clear that Rozanov is Shane’s enemy.”
“Rival, Mom. He’s not my enemy, he’s just — a rival.”
It’s not like soulmates, where your mark gives you an identifying clue of who the person is so there’s no doubt when you make it official. The two marks together form some kind of cohesive picture; two halves of a whole. They’re a lot smaller than they appear in movies, that’s what surprised Shane. The mark appears around the time you become acquainted with your soulmate, whatever that means. He found his tiny hockey stick mark on his inner elbow the day after the draft picks. He hasn’t told his Mom yet that his soulmate is hockey itself, but it wouldn’t be a surprise to anyone.
But the thing is. Every action must have an equal and opposite reaction. If you have a soulmate, you must have a rival. It’s some kind of karmic balance in the universe that no one can really explain.
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5 times Shane has to meet with the Bureau of Enemies and Rivals, and 1 time he doesn't
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[Podfic of] Get low by aethel-multivoice (aethel), LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), Shmaylor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for pezzax
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Aug 2026
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Audio Length: 00:41
Mind the tags.
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2015. Ilya Rozanov has a loose tooth. Shane Hollander can't stop thinking about it.
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When you’re going up in flames, sometimes other people can smell the smoke. On the flip side, at least: when you’re on fire, sometimes other people can feel the warmth.
Or, scenes from Home Economics, told from the perspective of everyone else.
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- Part 2 of [Podfic] homegrown
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[Podfic of] Shane Hollander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by aethel-multivoice (aethel), blackglass, klb, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), reena_jenkins, Shmaylor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day - Judith Viorst
27 Jun 2026
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Podfic by klb, secretsofluftnarp, shmaylor, wingedwords, LittleRedRobinHood, aethel, reena_jenkins, vexbatch, & blackglass of Shane Hollander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by trillingstar
Author's summary: Draft day shenanigans, with apologies to Judith Viorst.
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Marvel Podfic by 343EnderSpark, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, kalakirya, KD reads (KDHeart), lattice_frames, lavenderfrost, litrapod (litra), miss_marina95, Opalsong, paraka, reena_jenkins, RsCreighton, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), Series (GodOfLaundryBaskets), Shmaylor, sophinisba, thelonebamf, vassalady, wingedwords (gunpowderandlove)
Fandom Agent Carter (TV), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Cable and Deadpool, Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies), Marvel 616, Marvel Adventures: Avengers, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Ultimates, Ms. Marvel (Comics), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, POKEMON Detective Pikachu (2019), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (2011), Thor (Movies)
06 Jun 2024
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Podfic version of the homegrown series written by Anonymous
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Podfic Broken Telephone 2017 - Chain 3 by anatsuno, cantarina, Chestnut_pod, DesireeArmfeldt, DesireeArmfeldtPodfic (DesireeArmfeldt), elaineofshalott (LadyofMisrule), epershand, frecklebomb, frecklebombfic (frecklebomb), Hoely_owl, idellaphod, KDHeart, LadyofMisrule, litra, marianas, Opalsong, podfic_lover, podficbt_mods, sallysparrow017, Shmaylor, Syr
Fandom DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), due South, Gilbert & Sullivan & Related Fandoms, Hawkeye (Comics), Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell & Related Fandoms, Killjoys (TV), Mad Max Series (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, One Piece, Pacific Rim (Movies), Richard II - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Slings & Arrows, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Stardust - All Media Types, Supernatural, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Welcome to Night Vale
25 Dec 2017
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Podfic Broken Telephone is a challenge than ran from summer 2017 to winter 2017. The idea was that Person A made a podfic, which turned into a prompt for Person B. Person B's podfic then became a prompt for Person C, and on down the chain.
Three chains were formed from the participant pool to keep the challenge run time to six months or less.
For more information or to see the other chains and podfics made for this challenge, visit the collection: http://archiveofourown.org/collections/podfic_broken_telephone
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Podfication Live Performances by Akaihyou, Annapods, argentumlupine, bessyboo, blackglass, cantarina, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, exmanhater, forzandopod, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), litra, litrapod (litra), Lunate8, marianas, miss_marina95, Opalsong, paraka, reena_jenkins, RevolutionaryJo, semperfiona, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), Shmaylor, sisi_rambles, sophinisba, theleanansidhe, vassalady
Fandom Multi-Fandom
29 Oct 2019
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Recordings of the annual Live Performances event at Podfication, a convention for podfic creators and listeners.
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Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”
Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.
“What?”
“Do you want me to commit a felony?”
“I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”
Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.
“Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”
Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.
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Bookmarked by Shmaylor
10 Sep 2026
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Shane goes back to his hotel after leaving Ilya's house, and he immediately spits up a flower petal.
Within a week, he has his mother schedule the surgery.
Bookmarked by Shmaylor
10 Sep 2026
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Small Hours by LavenderProse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jul 2026
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Morsel • môrs(ə)l • [mor-sel]
noun
1.) A piece; a bite
2.) A small quantity
3.) Something delectable and pleasingThoughts on a marriage; or, things that might have happened.
Bookmarked by Shmaylor
09 Sep 2026
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I love you. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. by angel_deux
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Jul 2026
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Ilya goes through maybe the worst twenty-four hours of his life.
Then he does it again.
Or: instead of Shane's canon injury, there's a time loop.
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Bookmarked by Shmaylor
08 Sep 2026
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Now, he’s at the airport on his way to Tampa for the fucking All-Star Game where he will not only be on the same team as Hollander but where he will also be his captain and center, and fucking Hollander is staring at him half naked from a fucking magazine stand like he’s daring Ilya to buy the magazine.
He isn’t going to buy it, of course.
OR; Ilya watches Rose Landry put lipstick marks on one Shane Hollander and loses his fucking mind.
Bookmarked by Shmaylor
11 Jun 2026