ShuriKamui



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    Did you hear? The Emperor has married a male consort!

    OR: Kakashi is so damned tired of all these spirits and power plays and harem politics and goddamned Uchiha clan drama everywhere he turns.

    Just leave him alone and let him make money in peace, for fuck's sake.

    Except you, mister shadow guard. You can stay.

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    31 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Kurenai...? Where’d the target go?”

    “You tell me,” she says. “‘Cause one minute I saw you giving the signal to follow him but then the next, you’re slumped over in an alleyway, practically shirtless and under some genjutsu. Which, by the way, how did that even happen?”

    Obito doesn’t have an answer for that, because just a second ago he swore he was walking through the streets with—

    Something flashes in Sukea’s eye, and those kiss-bruised lips break into a mischievous grin. “Show me what you’ve got then, Tobi.” And then everything past that starts to blur, right up until he says—

    He said Obito’s name.

    He knew Obito's name.

    He knew Obito’s name the entire time and didn’t mention it until Obito was under his genjutsu.

    Obito grits his teeth. Oh, that fucking skank.

    OR: Obito Uchiha has three objectives in his life. 1: Become Hokage, and he's halfway there under Minato-sensei's tutelage. 2: Be the best Jōnin sensei he can possibly be, and use that time to make it up to the teammate he lost. 3: Burn the Akatsuki and their possessive, obsessive, promiscuous little harlot of a leader down to the ground.

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    20 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    “Gosh, am I still your type?” Kakashi teased. “Or is it something about strong fighters manhandling you that does it?”

    “I would really rather not answer either of those questions,” Gai said nervously.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    “Get him addicted to my hole” is an insane seduction strategy typical of a man who is constitutionally incapable of expressing vulnerability and also doesn’t know how to talk to people. Of course he would prefer that to actually confessing.

    Kakashi gets his rival a gift, and that gift is... well, okay, so it's a forbidden-jutsu fleshlight basically.

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    11 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    After a few months of hooking up, Gai has finally worked up the courage to take Kakashi on a date. Not that he actually told Kakashi that it's a date. But he did buy the movie tickets! And he dressed up!

    Anyway, Kakashi really, really appreciates the effort.

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    09 Aug 2026