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  1. Summary

    1. Blue
    2. Aftermath

    Author here: highly suggest you read them in order, because they're porn w/o plot, but then there's some plot here i guess now because i am a menace
    anyway - enjoy shane's dildo and them being in love with each other

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  2. Summary

    Hollanov AU's

    Current:

    Blackout - AU: Sex Worker Ilya x COO Shane (ONGOING)
    (Leaning into sugar baby/sugar daddy dynamics - kind of)
    My Little Minx - Bratva Ilya/Med Student Shane
    (ONGOING)
    What If I Was Different? - College/Uni Fic - Shane is alternative style and has piercings; Ilya is attempting to woo our fave freckled boy.
    (COMPLETED)
    You Didn't Show - Cheating AU of Shane cheating on original male character with Ilya; they haven't talked since the tuna meltdown and the All Stars game convo didn't happen. Enter chaos and inefficient communication, their specialty. (COMPLETED)
    We Can't Do This Lily - Cheating AU x College Roommates (off campus) (COMPLETED)
    Theatre Boy (How You Entrance Me So) - Different Jobs AU (Shane actor x Ilya Sound Tech) [fluffy] (COMPLETED)

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  3. Summary

    The (Squirt Gun) (Smut) - They chase each other with a squirt gun.

    HIdden in the Drawer (Fluff) - Ilya came to visit. Shane stole his favorite shirt. They are domestic for a weekend and then Ilya has to go home. Will he find out about the stolen shirt?

     

    Shackled Together With You (Smut) - Shane and Ilya are up for auction to be shackled together for 24 hours and Rose starts the bidding. It is for raising money for charity. They are to spend twenty four hours shackled together by a chain and doing various activities together, vlogging parts of it. They end up making food together, playing video games, and more.

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  4. Summary

    The main story, Cat And Mouse, a fluffy piece about married Hollanov being menaces to each other. With side-stories/one-shots building off of the main story.

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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov teach at the same school, and Ilya has decided to make that Shane's problem (although Shane doesn't mind much)

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    04 Sep 2026

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    "So what?" Shane huffs. "I start dating some random guy and bring him to my ex's wedding? That's so weird."

    "Or you find perfect, fake boyfriend who will act like total asshole to Matt."

    Shane snorts. But then he stops laughing.

    It's not… the worst idea. It's kind of a bad one. And chances are Matt is happily involved with whoever this Ian guy is, so he won't even care. Shane would have to find a fake boyfriend that's either so unworldly perfect, everyone in the room will be jealous; or someone who has a special talent for pissing people off.

    Shane sits up, his eyes finding Ilya's.

    "What if I bring you?"

    - or, Shane needs a date for his ex's wedding, and who better to bring than his best friend, Ilya? (You know, the one who is secretly in love with Shane.)

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    16 Aug 2026

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    "Have you ever done this before?" Shane asked, his thumb tracing Ilya's cheekbone.

    Ilya blinked—processing for a moment—and shook his head. “No. Not.. not with a guy. Not with anyone, really. I'm—" He swallowed hard, embarrassed. "I'm a virgin."

    His words sent a thrill straight to Shane's cock. Ilya Rozanov, who talked so much about girls, was a virgin. His to teach. His to guide.

    "That's okay," Shane said softly, his voice a whisper. "That's more than okay. I'll take care of you, Ilya. I'll show you everything. But only if you want me to. Can I?”

    or — Virgin Ilya Rozanov gets a taste of his beloved captain: Shane Hollander, and is made aware of just how good sex can really be.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    After meeting at the spy academy ten years ago, rookie agents Shane Hollander, Agent 24, and Ilya Rozanov, Agent 81, started secretly hooking up.

    That's until Shane put a stop to it by running away from Ilya's hotel room three months ago without an explanation.

    Ilya was determined to forget Shane, but when one of his mission goes sideways, Ilya is reassigned to help Shane unmask the most prolific art thieves in the world.

    But Ilya's past finds him, compromising their new mission and both their safety.

    [OR This is a tuna meltdown AU where Shane and Ilya are both spies and end up in a safe house together]

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    14 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Rose, I can’t… I can’t go to a…” Shane looked around, voice hushed and cheeks red with thoughts of what his best friend had just insinuated, “a sex party.”

    At a Hollywood star's lavish birthday party, closeted hockey superstar Shane Hollander meets Ilya, a charming prostitute hired to make sure guests have a good time. As Shane starts to meet with Ilya regularly, allowing himself to discover his own sexuality, he begins to grow attached to the other man. What Shane doesn't know is that Ilya is being trafficked, and those meetings with Shane are the only time Ilya feels free. Can Shane help Ilya out of a dangerous situation, or are their shared moments behind closed doors the only reprieve the pair can get from the lives they've been forced to live?

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    14 Aug 2026