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    Roboute Guilliman, Primarch, Imperial Regent and Avenging Son of the Emperor, was built for cosmic destiny. He was not built for the 21st century, remarkably average height and a distinct lack of Power Armour.

    Following a rather rude temporal displacement, the universe has stripped him of his demigod status and dumped him into a German psychiatric facility. Where the doctors see a multi-syllabic litany of DSM-5 criteria, Guilliman merely sees an administrative nightmare.

    Armed with only non-slip socks and an involuntary prescription for sedatives, he faces his greatest strategic challenge yet: escaping a locked ward to save his timeline. The Imperium desperately needs him. But looking at this peaceful new world, a deeply heretical question arises: does he even want to go back?

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    08 Oct 2026

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    What do: a brewpub in Portland, a crossword website, a linguistics post-grad, and the second in command of the Autobot forces have in common?

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    Prowl gets into an internet fight, and shows off his extraordinarily petty side;

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    Harper cackled with laughter, glasses slipping as their head was thrown back. “Blair! Blair did you challenge a giant alien robot to throw down in a Denny’s over a friggin’ crossword!”

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    25 Sep 2026

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    Ichigo Kurosaki is strange. Always has been.

    He's slim and just a bit gangly beneath the muscle, with hints of baby fat still left in his cheeks. He's only fifteen, after all. Young. Still in his childhood, still growing, still with a whole lot left to learn.

    But, those around him think to themselves, he has never quite felt like a child at all.

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    25 Sep 2026

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    Geralt thought he was just doing another ordinary job - find the vampire and slay it, simple as that. But fate had other plans for him. Suddenly, a portal opens up, and he is transported to a whole new world filled with danger, politics, and dark magic. Now, Geralt must navigate through a land of treacherous court intrigues and sinister prophecies, using all of his skills as a Witcher to survive. Little does he know that this land of dormant sorceries is more dangerous than its inhabitants realize. The kinds of dangers only a professional like him can deal with.

    Set after the main Witcher 3 story and the first DLC, Hearts of Stone. Pre-Tourney of Harrenhal.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    There were only a few things Idra knew about the Great Avar. He was, of course, related to Idra through his father's line; a younger brother of Nemolis Drazhar, born to the scorned, unfortunate Chenelo Zhasan. That was the source of his claim to the Barizheise throne: he was the grandson of the previous Great Avar, Maru Sevrasched. He knew that his half-uncle took as his standard a prancing lion known as the Corat' Anmeir, Cruelty of the Sun, in partial tribute to his grandfather's Corat' Arhos.

    It also might have been a nod to his Drazhadeise blood, which would have been bold if that was truly the intention, given that he had been disowned at fourteen.

     

    (Or: In the fifth year of the reign of the Emperor Edrenechibel IX, the Great Avar Maia Sevraseched came to the Ethuveraz for a state visit.)

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    15 Aug 2026