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Oh, I saw you, and I just knew. My love, I just understood; you could ruin me. You could ruin me, and I would want it. You could ruin me, and I would enjoy it.
Irina Rozanova’s writings, as found in her belongings hidden within a dusty forgotten attic. Mostly consists of letters that were long ago tucked away in-between the pages of her extensive book collection, knowing that only one person would ever care enough to look once she was gone.
(Ilya is not unlike his mother in many ways.)
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- Part 3 of Hello/Goodbye, Dear/Sincerely Universe
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“You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”
“Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”
“Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”
“You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”
“Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”
Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”
“...You’re thinking of a landfill.”
Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering. And texting. And then things get a bit out of hand.
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- Part 1 of Hello/Goodbye, Dear/Sincerely Universe
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Svetlana has some very specific things that get her going, when it comes to women. And so far, Jessica might as well be Svetlana Catnip.
It started in 2009, right as Ilya Rozanov was 40,000 feet in the air on a plane to Boston; Svetlana Vetrova got dicked down so hard by Jessica Duval that it changed her life forever.
Or, Svetlana and Jessica navigate a long-distance situationship that doesn’t actually feel like a situationship, mostly through increasingly sapphic email correspondence and hookups in New Jersey.
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- Part 2 of Hello/Goodbye, Dear/Sincerely Universe
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Right as Astarion comes to terms with the fact that he might actually like Sephina enough to want to be her friend, he finds himself in an awkward position: the tadpole is making him impulsive and he can’t stop touching her blasted tail. Sephina lets him indulge his tadpole’s impulsivity without fuss, as well as his need for reassurance and—horribly—affection. The issue with this is, well… he starts to sort of… have a bit of a panic. Perhaps a slight existential crisis, if he’s being honest, because he begins to realize he might be growing to appreciate her a bit differently than as a friend, as well as some… sexual interest. And that’s terrifying.
Meanwhile, Sephina has to find a balance of doing what she always has done — survive, keep her sister safe, and remain neutral in most happenings around her to gain the tactical advantage — as she fumbles with her most-used tool: heavy, and slightly unhealthy, compartmentalization. When Astarion proves to be the hardest person to compartmentalize, she despairs — as he obviously only wants friendship. Yet she’s slowly failing in her ability to ignore what she actually wants: all of him.
CURRENTLY EDITING. Updated ch: 1-6 (See summary note)
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Etiquette of Possession by Pipsqueak (Skyhon), Skyhon
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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You raise your eyebrows and gesture towards the back. “By all means. You’ve not introduced yourself to the others here… although I suppose that makes sense, given your mission.”
“i think that mission is a lost cause, to be honest. kris is sorta impossible to find a match for.”
“Well,” you say, “at least there’s wine, then.”
“exactly.”
There’s a pause in which you both lock eyes and blatantly stare at each other, but this time there is not a hint of hostility. It must last nearly a full minute. Somehow, this experience is not at all uncomfortable or weird. Paradoxically, the fact that it isn’t weird makes it weird.
“care to join me?” he finally asks.
And who are you to say no?
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Or: Sans is the Judge, and you... you are something else. Something that's been sleeping for hundreds of years, under the Deltarune Palace. Something he’s needed, and finally has.
Unfortunately, being possessed by a spirit of violent judgement kinda has its own quirks, and Sans is really fucking stubborn.
Fortunately, so are you.
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Fics within the same canon rewrite universe in which Shane and Ilya text and call regularly in 2012, altering how they interact and fall in love.
Svetlana and Jessica have their own series of hookups in 2009 and continue to see each other for years afterwards, which bleeds into Shane and Ilya’s lives later on.
Snippets of Irina Rozanova’s writings weave close to the narrative.
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Not Much (But They’re Trying) by Pipsqueak (Skyhon), Skyhon
Fandom Undertale (Video Game)
10 Oct 2023
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You’re a librarian who has a YouTuber side hussle and a thing for card games. You could care less where you end up, as long as it’s fun.
Sans is a full-time college student who does a lot of odd jobs for the Monster Government and is the faceless helper on his bro’s YouTube channel.
You’re both stupid. And horny.
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We're tired
But that's okay
We're brave
And still here,
Aren't we?- Words:
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 7 of my heated rivalry fics
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mine all mine by beyondearths
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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It was during this hysterical lament that Ilya realized what was wrong, what was off. The initial softness, the confusion, the vulnerability. It was out of character — Shane was so often in control of himself, of what he said, even when emotions were high . . . with one exception.
If Ilya fucked him particularly . . . intensely, if he got Shane feeling a lot, he'd get soft afterwards. Quiet, a little ditzy, emotional. The first time it'd happened — or the first time he'd recognized it — was years ago in Las Vegas after winning MVP. He remembered the look on Hollander's face when he left — wide and teary-eyed, lip trembling, tripping over himself.
Since then, with a little trial and error, Ilya had learned how to manage it. Had grown to love it. If he treated him right, he could buff away all of Shane's sharp edges and be left with the soft, gooey inside. Floating and tethering himself to Ilya.
Now, Shane was out there, floating, without anyone to tether himself to. Falling. And suddenly Ilya was panicking, too.
or: shane, trying to get over rozanov, has sex with someone else and and falls into subdrop. scared and confused, he calls ilya.
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“Good game,” Ilya snarks, he can’t help it, and Hollander shoves him hard enough into the wall that he only narrowly avoids banging his head. “You looked so hot, that goal in the second, you deserve reward—”
“Shut the fuck up,” Hollander says, and he slams into Ilya with hardly less ferocity than they’d hit each other during the game, crushing their mouths together.
Ilya’s vision whites out, his knees nearly buckle. He’s grateful for the wall as he grabs at Hollander and pulls him in tight, shoving a thigh between Hollander’s legs, sucking and biting at his lips, groaning loud and uninhibited as Hollander’s hand comes up to the back of his neck, fingers twisting into his curls. The kiss is furious and wet and hot and so much, Ilya is so fucking hot for it, he’s been thinking about this for weeks, reading through his text thread with Jane, jerking off almost every night with the memory of the last time playing in a loop behind his eyelids.
He’s never wanted anything like he wants sex with Hollander, and it sort of feels like they’ve already been going at it for hours, every glance and chirp and hit on the ice has been building to this, working him, driving him fucking crazy.
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Hollanov NSFW Sketches by MinaLogan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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A place for my half-baked Hollanov NSFW. It was inevitable folks. This is NSFW fanart.
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“Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”
Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.
Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”
“You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.