Sleep_Is_For_The_Weak



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    Red Hood launches an attack on the Titan's Tower, but instead of beating Robin to a pulp and leaving him in ignominious defeat, Red Hood decides to prove a different point.

    Red Hood kidnaps Robin and isn't giving him back.

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    The second “A” in REAWAKEN: A Sensual Reclamation Retreat is a little flame. Or maybe it’s… a tongue?
    They’re somewhere in the Atlantic, which should have been pause number one for Katsuki. You know, if the sex island part didn’t give him pause first.
    The heat is different here. And it’s trying so hard to be luxurious in that insufferable way that only the ultra rich manage. Each breath reeks of eucalyptus and lavender. Like someone knew that they’d all arrive sweaty and unspeakably tired. Like someone built the entire resort, hell, the entire island, around the idea that the world had broken them and this was the best it could do to tape them back together. Sun. Salt.
    And a professional-grade lube bar.

    Or; Katsuki gets sent to a sexual wellness retreat by his friends. Unfortunately his ex gets talked into going to the same one by the same friends.

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    Tobirama drops heavily - one knee to the floor, then the other, Madara’s hands on his shoulders and the moonlight cutting across his face. As few times as Madara has seen Tobirama like this, he’s watched him wear that same expression on every instance - faintly belligerent, a crease between his brows and a pull at the corner of his severe mouth.

    Awful. Lovely. Awful for how lovely he finds it, and how incredulously anyone else would laugh at Uchiha Madara declaring the white demon’s face beautiful.

     

    Two shinobi stagger their way through an undefined relationship and accidental kink over three turns of the seasons. Tobirama attempts to keep it scientific.

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    Peace with the Uchiha was a logical endeavor. Abandoning their homelands to create a shared village and inviting half the clans in the Land of Fire? Slightly less logical, but still rationally justifiable.

    Tobirama is trying to figure out how things escalated from peace and village to him: 1) having regular and consensual sex with the least pleasant, most volatile omega ever to darken his doorstep (surely an act of mercy and national security), 2) offering to sire a child with said omega (admittedly a favor, but also an exercise in reproductive biology), or 3) him voluntarily agreeing to marry that same omega.

    (The last one is…a public service, Tobirama supposes. The quality of the dating pool can only improve with Madara’s removal from it.)

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    Aerion presented as an omega late. So late, in fact, that he had already been raised as a boy and a prince, unaware of the duties that would befall him.

    Not long after, Duncan was recognized as a Stark out of unfortunate circumstance.

    All know, that the North is a cold and unbending place.

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    07 Sep 2026