Slothofsparkles
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Gotham and the Bat by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
11 Oct 2026
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My brain at 2am:
Ok…but what if Alfred is the cryptid personification of Gotham? And he showed up when Bruce's parents died and got a human form and pretended he'd been the butler and everyone was just like, sure, checks out, and Bruce was like…ok. And then alfred/Gotham keeps finding more kids and nudging them into the nest because grandbabies, and it shoves Bruce into the Justice League because playdates and friends for it's little bat.Inspired by all of the amazing cryptid Batman fics out there.
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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Sep 2026
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Catwoman thinks Batman's adoption addiction is getting out of hand. So she decides to adopt some kids of her own. Batman is not happy. Catwoman, on the other hand, is having a great time.
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"Valentine's day is just a random day that businesses use to guilt people into spending money," Ron said, sneering at the small red box Draco was holding.
"And here I thought it was about showing the person you love how you feel," drawled Draco.
"That's something you should be doing all the time," lectured Ron smugly, "not on one arbitrary day."
"Ah," said Draco. "So you make an effort to regularly let your girlfriend know she's special? Buy her flowers or whatever she cares about for no reason?"
Ron’s face turned pink. "Uh, well..."
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Kate Beckett had a problem. She baked. Not desserts. Too complicated, too many ingredients, too much time. No, she baked bread. Sourdough, rye, French, bagels, all of it.
The problem was that she baked more when she was stressed and she'd been stressed a lot lately. So now there was bread everywhere.
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Snap Decisions by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Apr 2025
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“Excuse me, Mr. Thanos sir, I have a question.” Peter raised his hand like he was in class.
“Peter! What do you think you're doing?!” Tony looked like he was seconds away from having a heart attack. Steve just made a strangled noise, like he wanted to give a speech about impulsivity, but his words had failed him.
Thanos smiled condescendingly. “Yes, child?
Peter scratched his head. “Well, how exactly does this whole eliminate half of all life thing work? I mean, are you going to wipe the left side of the universe or the right side? Or is it totally random, and Earth might not even get touched? Or is it like half of every planet? But if it's half of every planet, which half? And are you still counting people that would have died tomorrow anyway? Or are you doing a hard cut off where people have to have at least 5 years left? And how do you know that anyway? And are we talking just people, or are you coming for puppies and my snake plant? ‘Cause if so, I need to emotionally prepare.”
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Team Cap Gets Yelled At By A High Schooler by HolyKingWasteLand
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Aug 2018
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" Peter climbs in through the back window of the living room and jumps down onto the floor; he looks back through the window to see if anyone saw him. He's in the clear. He breathes a sigh of relief and turns around to see Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Falcon, and the criminal-recently-turned-good Winter Soldier.
They all jump into action. "
Or; Team Cap Gets Yelled At By A High Schooler.
Bookmarked by Slothofsparkles
29 Oct 2024
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The Secrets That You Keep by Shi_Toyu for MassiveSpaceWren
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
25 Jul 2018
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One week ago, Captain America and the Winter Soldier left a broken Iron Man in a Siberian HYDRA bunker... Now they're standing in Tony Stark's living room with no idea he's the man they left behind.
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- Part 4 of Shi's Tony Stark Bingo 2018 Fills
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Bookmarked by Slothofsparkles
17 Oct 2024
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So...You're Terrorist, War Criminal Bullies... by infiniteanomaly
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
28 Apr 2018
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Peter wasn't expecting to see Team Cap when he came to the compound for lab time with Mr. Stark. He definitely has some words for them. Especially the man who created PSAs about bullying and detention.
Or Peter Parker Can't Even with the Ex-Vengers and Delivers a PSA of His Own.
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10 May 2024