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  1. Rec 61

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    “Anyways,” Abed says, voice returning to a normal volume, “it seemed narratively imbalanced that Jeff gets to make two drunk dials to people he’s romantically involved with, and I made none. Adam even called his ex-girlfriend. So I thought I would call you.”

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    Jeff isn't the only one that makes a phone call.

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    23 Oct 2026

  2. Rec 53

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    They might of kissed, but it was just a joke. So what if Abed's lips are soft and nice and - and totally platonic and friendly. The second time they kissed? Well, that was a Kickpuncher tribute. He had to, if he wanted to or not (he did) doesn't matter. And if he wants to do it again? Then he might have a problem.

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    23 Oct 2026

  3. Rec 83

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    "'Look at me, I’m doctor Rich,'" Jeff mocks. "'People can’t decide if they want to be me or be with me!'"
    Annie and Britta exchange a look. "Jeff, nobody's saying that but you."

    Jeff figures out his interest in other guys is based on more than just jealousy.

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    22 Oct 2026

  4. Rec 7

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    New Achievement!

    Princess Donut has been poisoned! Or at least, that's what she claims. Can Carl unravel the mystery and save the day?

    Reward: One boring ol' heart-to-heart. Yawn.

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    28 Sep 2026

  5. Rec 12

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    Leigh clenches her fists. And she can’t help it— she laughs.

    A myriad of emotions pass over Lyle’s face in short succession: confusion, then hurt, then shame. And then something she doesn’t expect: anger. It only makes her laugh harder still, bent double in bitter mirth.

    Finally she looks up with an unsettling grin, wiping the corner of her eye. “Oh, it makes you feel human, does it?” Leigh snickers. Lyle glowers down at her, small and defensive, a storm with no bark and no bite. And Leigh says, “come on now— we both know Sam is the only one of us who still gets to be human.”

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    Or: two diametrically opposed views on what it means to be a monster come to a boiling point, and Sam is caught in the middle.

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    15 Sep 2026